this is what the show is about i think. text font is franklin gothic because i'm hilarious
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Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Mike Driver

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art blog(derogatory)

Peter Solarz
Stranger Things
cherry valley forever


oozey mess

shark vs the universe
macklin celebrini has autism
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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this is what the show is about i think. text font is franklin gothic because i'm hilarious

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peak comedy peak romance
made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.
INDE NAVARRETTE "The fake answer that I love to give [for my childhood crush] is Channing Tatum in Step Up. But the real answer is Optimus Prime in Transformers. Specifically, obviously, the first one. There's a monologue that he has at the end of the movie that leads right into [a Linkin Park song]. I think that was my awakening."
this is a moment in the original script that I wish they'd kept in the final version of obsession. the absolute disgusting way that real nikki appearing just becomes routine for bear and he completely ignores her in order to keep her. it's so horrifying the way her torment turns into something he hardly acknowledges

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number one complaint about this show that annoys me is when people want to be spoon-fed their own moral interpretation of things by the writers because they basically want prescriptive psa storytelling. why is no one calling out daniel's racist microagressions? why did madeleine not acknowledge that she could not consent under nazi occupation? why does lestat not explicitly address the childhood grooming that led to his incestuous relationship with gabriella? why won't this show tell me that these things are Bad so i can feel morally satisfied? why does this show make me uncomfortable when everything is about my comfort? it must be that the writers are not doing this on purpose and it's bad writing, not that i'm incapable of or unwilling to engage in nuanced thought when watching a show with problematic characters by design
“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.
“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”
She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”
After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”
louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)
I'm never going to be surprised when people flatten and mischaracterize a lesmand scene (or a loumand scene, but that's for another day).
But what's surprising me about the way some people have flattened the lesmand theater box scene through Lestat's POV is, once again, just how glaringly obvious to me from a narrative and visual framing perspective it is that almost none of this is meant to be taken by the audience as literal. But, just like the last time in the box, and just like a ton of stuff involving Armand specifically, people seem to be having a hard time conceptualizing that.
So to break it down for people who are genuinely curious, here's some of the narrative tells that this scene did not literally happen this way in "reality":

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interview with the masquerade
vampire: the vampire
Everyone: We need more irredeemably, unapologetically unlikable female characters! Stop making every female character a nurturing mother figure! Give me women who suck! Give her to me, I will love her!!! Gabriella de Lioncourt: ciao 😎 Everyone: wait ew no not like that Everyone: actually i hate her, and i hate everyone who likes her, i think all of you are disgusting, why isn't she more NURTURING??? Why is she so cold and mean to Lestat? How dare she abandon her 33 year old infant son?????
absolute slapstick fucking comedy in this fandom
oh noooo what have i doneeee (new warmup muse discovered??)
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE: 2.05 + 3.02
Hannibal (2013-2015) The Vampire Lestat (2026)

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yandere gf: yeah you shouldnt like see anyone else idk. like idk. you should just like be mine and whatever but its like fine. i mean i just think were really compatible. like its fine
tsundere gf: ok i mean i guess thats fine. like sure. whatever. im not like that crazy about you. like whatever. i guess i can make that work. even if youre kind of annoying sometimes
yandere gf: [digging her nails into her palm] yeah that sounds fine with me
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