Professional dumbass & medical unprofessional, at your service
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H3y h01 h3ll0!!!!
I am Birdo. I go by it/any pronouns, and tend to accidentally use we instead of I for reasons even we can't figure out. We are from the Netherlands! We are capable of speaking Dutch, English, Chinese and enough Latin to translate most things. Our sona is a goat. Yeah that probably doesn't make sense with our name... Also we swear a lot and uncontrollably so uh if you're gonna berate me for that kindly fuck off I hope ya get stuck in a timeloop ^ω^
This being our main blog, we will occasionally vent on here. To not see them, block the tag 'birdo panics'.
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We post art, repost things that are worthy of this wretched curse and do... Other things. I guess. This blog is a safe space for any and all people! If you block the birdo panics tag! The Holy Tree welcomes all :}
We love biology and astrophysics! That shit keeps me alive *(^_^)* Also specialized in spotting AI generated content and bots sooo... If you don't know if someone's a bot or not... Oh and I have a weird thing for the human psyche. Mental things interest me.
We are a tree-ist. Tree-ism is a satirical religion me and my friends made centered around a tree in our neighborhood. Don't hurt trees comrades they're our friends
Multi-fandom. You shall find out which eventually.
Scopophobic but is fascinated by eyes what can one dooooooo.
Probably autistic. Can't get diagnosed because my parents are ableist as shit, especially towards neurodivergence, though!!1!!1!!
We will and have used the tags very extremely liberally.
Have our list of tags:
birdo yaps - I say literally anything
birdo answers - Ask answered
a treasure! or any variation - To add to my hoard
one of my most treasured - Special treasure posts
absolute epic sauce - peak art has hit the dash
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If you want to force me to give you old clips of me singing, here.
We have a watermark now. Yeah. Yay yippee my art will be a bit harder to steal now.
Also, if you're looking for our art specifically, all of it is archived on my blog @sl33py-b1rd0s-4rtsnstuff
I don't do commissions. Yet. Might in the future, but the moment I have to deal with deadlines my will to art just straight up wilts and dies, not to mention that we're ATROCIOUS at staying professional when I actually have to. You can give me suggestions though, go crazy as long as it ain't NSFW(one, minor, two, I can't)
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We have a Strawpage now. Flash warning!
Other blogs ran by us are @nonsense-offical, @aaa-battery-offical, @nightmare-archivist-offical, @curiosity-kills-offical
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disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day
Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.
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OceanGate, the deep-sea exploration company that created the Titan submersible, has removed its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn a
poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
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Teaching you things you should know part one: Someone Having A Seizure
1) Start recording. I know, recording someone having a seizure, especially if they're a stranger, can be awkward, but it is REALLY important! Not only can you show this to the paramedics/doctors so they can determine what kind of seizure it is, but it also allows you too see how LONG they've been having said seizure. Normally, you would call an ambulance straight away, but you can also wait for five minutes, and if the person hasn't stopped seizing, then it is a medical emergency and you call the ambulance then
2) Move anything that might hurt them away from them. They will most likely be having a Tonic Clonic seizure, so their body will be jerking around. Moving things away from them helps limit the amount of injury they'll get from uncontrollable movements
3) Put something soft under their head. Inside the home it will be quite easy, as you have cushions or blankets. But, if you are on the street you can use a jacket or scarf or bag. This helps ensure they don't suffer any head injuries
4) DON'T PUT ANYTHING IN THEIR MOUTH!! It is a myth that you can swallow your tongue when you seize, as you can't swallow your tongue. You CAN however still swallow things, so putting something in their mouth can damage the insides or make them choke.
5) Once conscious, you put them in the Recovery Position (Turn the person gently to their left side, and make sure their mouth is pointing the ground) so they don't choke on any vomit they might have
6) Stay with them until they are fully conscious! Seizures are very disorienting and can cause the person to worry. Staying with them makes sure they know they aren't alone. Or at least stay with them until the paramedics show up, you are free to stay or leave but MAKE SURE YOU SHOW THE PARAMEDICS YOUR RECORDING OF THE SEIZURE!!
Hopefully this has been useful, it's always important to know what to do in medical emergencies
June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row
disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day
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Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:
eat breakfast
go to bed
get out of bed
take a shower
write
practice
watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
retain shreds of sanity
I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.
