Professional dumbass & medical unprofessional, at your service
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H3y h01 h3ll0!!!!
I am Birdo. I go by it/any pronouns, and tend to accidentally use we instead of I for reasons even we can't figure out. We are from the Netherlands! We are capable of speaking Dutch, English, Chinese and enough Latin to translate most things. Our sona is a goat. Yeah that probably doesn't make sense with our name... Also we swear a lot and uncontrollably so uh if you're gonna berate me for that kindly fuck off I hope ya get stuck in a timeloop ^ω^
This being our main blog, we will occasionally vent on here. To not see them, block the tag 'birdo panics'.
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We post art, repost things that are worthy of this wretched curse and do... Other things. I guess. This blog is a safe space for any and all people! If you block the birdo panics tag! The Holy Tree welcomes all :}
We love biology and astrophysics! That shit keeps me alive *(^_^)* Also specialized in spotting AI generated content and bots sooo... If you don't know if someone's a bot or not... Oh and I have a weird thing for the human psyche. Mental things interest me.
We are a tree-ist. Tree-ism is a satirical religion me and my friends made centered around a tree in our neighborhood. Don't hurt trees comrades they're our friends
Multi-fandom. You shall find out which eventually.
Scopophobic but is fascinated by eyes what can one dooooooo.
Probably autistic. Can't get diagnosed because my parents are ableist as shit, especially towards neurodivergence, though!!1!!1!!
We will and have used the tags very extremely liberally.
Have our list of tags:
birdo yaps - I say literally anything
birdo answers - Ask answered
a treasure! or any variation - To add to my hoard
one of my most treasured - Special treasure posts
absolute epic sauce - peak art has hit the dash
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If you want to force me to give you old clips of me singing, here.
We have a watermark now. Yeah. Yay yippee my art will be a bit harder to steal now.
Also, if you're looking for our art specifically, all of it is archived on my blog @sl33py-b1rd0s-4rtsnstuff
I don't do commissions. Yet. Might in the future, but the moment I have to deal with deadlines my will to art just straight up wilts and dies, not to mention that we're ATROCIOUS at staying professional when I actually have to. You can give me suggestions though, go crazy as long as it ain't NSFW(one, minor, two, I can't)
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We have a Strawpage now. Flash warning!
Other blogs ran by us are @nonsense-offical, @aaa-battery-offical, @nightmare-archivist-offical, @curiosity-kills-offical
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Everyone always calls the legality of enslaving prisoners in the US a "loophole in the 13th amendment." It isn't a loophole; it is an explicit carve-out to allow for specifically this.
The 13th doesn't have a flaw in it's terminology that permitted the enslavement of prisoners, the 13th stops to explicitly say that slavery is still okay "as a punishment for a crime."
I think this matters rhetorically because if it were a loophole then this practice would not technically count as slavery for some inane reason. But it isn't a loophole, it is a carve-out. We are thus not even being theoretically hyperbolic when we call this practice slavery; under US law, this is slavery.
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Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.
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Trying to make Jons lighter and learning a lot. Turns out zippos are not fun to try and permanently mark, sharpie seems to be holding up well. I am also learning that cobwebs suck to draw. Any advice is appreciated
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