CEO of Stupid Aros

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

stupid running joke i love is how every single splatoon campaign has some moment where the idols are like "surely you recognize us, the world-famous squid sisters/off the hook/deep cut" and the player character just. doesn't. because normally the punchline of this sort of joke is that haha they aren't actually that famous, they just have an overinflated sense of ego, but that is demonstrably not the case here. these are actual bona-fide megastars who just so happen to keep enlisting god's most autistic soldiers. the universe is conspiring against them to find the single most out-of-the-loop person in the world at any given moment and send them to save the day. this rocks. i hope they never stop pulling this shit

please aromantic characters. aromantic allosexual characters. trans men who arent tall or skinny or completely smooth. trans men who are over the age of 30. please

do they think... that prologues and epilogues... which take place within the story and are very much inside of the same book as the rest of the pages... don't count as part of the book....???.....

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

black spotted tabby

So the thing with Jeeves is I can absolutely imagine him being a bit of a freak, sexually speaking, but regrettably I think he is too much of a consummate professional to let it interfere with his work in any capacity. Might Jeeves visit some kind of very exclusive gentleman's club and engage in some form of master/servant D/S play? He might. Is he thinking about that during his interactions with Bertie Wooster? Absolutely not. These are separate spheres of his life. They are fully mentally compartmentalised. It would be most unethical to sexualise a relationship with ones employer. There is Jeeves the valet and there is Jeeves the kinkster and never the twain shall meet.

the more i think about it the funnier scenario 1 is to me. like Jeeves spending all of his time being Bertie's valet and then on his nights off being like ahh at last a break from my job and going to his exclusive club and roleplaying being a valet. like a farmer who likes to play farming simulators.

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

How long did it take them to figure out that it could actually be done? That's staggering.