RANDOM BLOG VIEWER – "Hey! Who are you?"
YOU – "Who am I? Uh..."
RHETORIC – Probably don't start with that last one.
1. "People call me Cerberus. People call me Crow and Lee, too. People call me a lot of things."
2. "I'm... a he? Does that count?"
3. "For starters, I don't like racists or pedophiles."



















