I made my blog all cute now

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

touch my me and buy me money

ok were doing a new challenge where no one makes fun of me

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

its kind of really funny that asgore was giving that whole speech like "i know the creator of the dark fountain will come back, and when they do, i will kill them" and then the knight does appear and it snatches him without so much as scuffle LMAO