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fun fact! *blatantly wrong information*

wow i learned more from this site than school

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND [the exact same blatantly wrong information worded differently]

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

if you went to benihana and watched the chef make food on that big griddle and in the end just eat it all themselves, would that be fucked up or what

they cooked it all. it’s only fair

Labor is entitled to all it creates

I can’t argue with that

this website is annoying on a fundamental level bc the tagging sytem will periodically forget tags you use every day for no discernible reason but you’ll spell “photography” wrong once in a tag and for the rest of your life it’ll ask “photgrapy??? photogopy??? photograp???? is that it???? potogap???? you fucking idiot?????”

the fact that there's straight up a royal family fandom out there...... that's embarrassing for y'all just saying

this is such a boomer meme but its so true for us midwestern folks

THE BIN OF AMONTILLADO

There is nowhere to throw away trash in a rich man’s house except in his face

My gender is my fifth most recently used emoji.

this post is great i feel like im watching a barfight from across the room

There is no other site that gives you content like this

You have an entire tag called #men get pegged

FUCK

let he who is without fetish cast the first stone

This is one of the posts that lost Verizon billions

I’M WHEEZING

THE POST IS FUCKING RUINED NOOOOOO

Oh my god???

Was this. Was this all porn? I’ve never been convinced the “removed for violating Tumblr Community Guidelines” photos are a real thing.

tumblr just fuckin shot a blunderbuss at this post smh

My greatest shame has been preserved. Thank you

This post is arguably funnier with all the images removed because if you don’t know it’s just a bunch of people exposing each other over really mild kinks your imagination races to the most terrifying possibilities

idgaf about people who make fun of subtitles when im having fun understanding what the fuck people r saying in movies

Fucking screaming, shitty souvenirs haven’t changed a bit in almost 2000 years