From the River to the Sea

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[showing up to the function unannounced in sunglasses and a driving hair shawl & gloves & a trenchcoat & high heels with a frantic persecuted air] no darling of course I wanted to come to your little shindig last week but I just had to get out of town, you understand [taking a long hard drag of a ridiculously thin cigarette and getting lipstick on the filter] I had a popular post going around

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

the devil went DOWN to georgia. always keep that in mind

we are below hell. is what i’m saying

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

what doesn't kill you makes you owwwww :( owwieee