From the River to the Sea

tumblr is rolling out a new feature, it determines which mutuals you are most likely to have a crush on and automatically sends them a message admitting it on your behalf. they are hoping this will result in at least a handful of marriages

Umm.. 🫵your m🫵utual runs a 🫵 bug porn sideblo🫵g 👍 ignore my hand ✌️ i cant control it right now 👍✌️👍👉stop that

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

Let’s all actually do this

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shaking my head the whole time to show i’m an atheist*

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shrugging my shoulders the whole time to show i’m agnostic*

if you draw harry du bois skinny you should have to hand in your gay card

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me