From the River to the Sea

This is a brilliantly wild concept, but no ancient Xbox controller with Merovingian DNA has ever been found in a French cave.

blunder of the century: Farage plays Ephemerate into non-targeted removal

Is making a lot of incredibly shitty, possibly bad or outright horrifying mistakes actually a viable survival strategy in life? Maybe even a wise one?

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

be careful becauise if you are so cruel to me then you will not recieve a sweetie token

whether someone uses stalinist as a pejorative or as a badge of notoriety it is seemingly inevitable that they eventually apply the label to a political line that was in fact most prominently voiced by trotsky

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

they should come up with a positive snake that does something good when it bites you. so it's not just venom every time

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

guy doing a furniture tier list: i think beds are slept on

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk