I wish dick grayson would loosen his hold on me because comics fandom is a nightmare.

Literally Bruce would enjoy being Tiger’s father in law and they would sit silently but peaceably in rooms together both manspreading

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at