SKELETON METAL X

i have the chance to do something so funny right now

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Quick everyone!!! REBLOG!!!

tremble before the might of my QIN ARMY you illiterate, illegitimate, ill-begotten COUNTRY BUMPKIN! attack, my patriotic citizens! (and the conscripted forces who have no choice in the matter)

ha. ha. lmao, even. quick show of hands, peasants, who among you wants to keep living under the powerful arm of an absolute monarch, who controls a centralised government that builds you roads, dykes and waterways--oh, would you look at that, emperor Han Gaozu himself is first in line! even the HATERS and LOSERS want to keep perpetuating the system i created because they do not have the VISION to come up with anything BETTER or MORE INFLUENTIAL. would Liu Bang, the back-stabber and baby-tosser, like to talk about what he contributed to the next 2000 years of Chinese history?

jianli, sweetie, i'm not so sure about the last one...

sorry im just so hungry right now

DELTE YOUR FUCKI NG BOGS

EXECUTION EXECUTION EXCUTION!!!! NONE OF YOU ARE FREE OF SIN!!!!!

the sign in button?

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

Let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. your cousin, who will be at the "IRL meet-up event" this thanksgiving, has changed quite a bit and is "lowkirkenuinely" now a "pinkpilled" "foidmaxxer" and i'm asking you not to give her "spiked cortisol levels" about it

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

Funny post

Thanks 💃

For you, Tamamita.... My post is yours

we'll start our own island with our own rules. our own wigan.

you make a fair point, however, a crucial fact to include is that there is no benefit to being popular on tumblr

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IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

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@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

95 at present, more on the way :)

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

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HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

This image was the reason Tumblr terminated my blog.