Loving in truth

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

That pure nailbiting Tension of a coldblooded villain gently interacting with a small child while smiling serenely at the hero who is the only one who knows how evil they are.

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

My wife: “All the B&BW folks would have to do is throw a few water balloons into a Lush store and it would be all over.”

i wish i hadnt seen these

I’m WHEEZING

that wendy’s origami from hell shit made me legit JUMP

i wish i hadnt seen these

I’m WHEEZING

that wendy’s origami from hell shit made me legit JUMP

Fortunately, he did go to jail.

GOOD

damnnnnn 

damn this had like 3k notes yesterday

That’s what I meant but I couldn’t put it into words correctly. That’s my bad THANK YOU

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

oh my god

Okay, this is awesome.

whatever you are expecting, this is not it!

Annie are you daijobu

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

You can read the most accurate transcript here, alongside the racist edited one.

I have studied this in multiple women’s studies classes taught by white professors and they never once mentioned this. Yikes.

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