loverboy

"pta mom cersei""pta mom rhaenyra" "pta mom alicent" the one true pta mom is lysa tully.she'd be rallying for gluten free sugar free chemical free school dinners and physically fighting cersei when she hears about cousin joffrey bullying sweetrobin.also she helps LF launder money from the school.

#cersei would kill all three of her children and then herself before she let them set foot in a public school #rhaenyra forgets poor people exist but drops jake off to play lacrosse thinking all 2500 other kids are staff to attend him #Alicent’s children all attend Our Virgin Lady Of Immaculate Blood Eucharist and its a private school thank you very much (via @goldcrescent)

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

my favorite thing about asoiaf is that the whole plot of the first book is a murder mystery that you just completely and utterly forget about by the end because the fallout is way more important than the question. lysa revealing that she did it at the end of the third book is less of a twist than remembering that “who killed jon arryn” is something we were concerned about in the first place. literary equivalent of leaving the stove on