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zoesupreme

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

world-of-lang

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

dont-look-me-in-the-eye

spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

epistleii

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roseverdict

Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”

Deep voice clip: “COME.”

Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *laughs harder*

DVC: “COME. COME.”

Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*

A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.

Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”

The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”

Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*

victusinveritas

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

tonysaintborgi

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

somecunttookmyurl

me standing in the living room: this room does not look.... straight

the room:

somecunttookmyurl

i'm pretty sure there is not a single straight line in this apartment btw like even my front door is at an angle

azzandra

Hey OP, do you live in a funhouse?

somecunttookmyurl

well i am a clown so

somecunttookmyurl

in its defence i am like... 85%? sure the floor is level.

i make no such claims about the ceiling but it's hard to tell bc they're 2m90 / 9ft 6 high and i am so very far away from them

somecunttookmyurl

sat on the toilet like. oh yeah. there are zero straight lines in here

somecunttookmyurl

lads i'll not lie. rendering my living room to scale is......... not better

somecunttookmyurl

standards have dropped so low that i just said the walk in cupboard was straight bc the right wall is only 2cm longer than the left and the back only 3cm longer than the front

99% sure this is the straightest part of the whole flat and it's a cupboard

somecunttookmyurl

measuring everything in here so i can render it properly to plan furniture and my god there are so many angles

so far of the forty (40) angles ive measured... 2 of them are actual right angles

i still have 2 rooms to go

somecunttookmyurl

a grand total of 3 right angles exist in this apartment

somecunttookmyurl

i did have to do this plan AGAIn bc the blueprint software kept adjusting all the lengths and angles to try and make it make sense so i had to do every room separately and stitch them together the reality is somehow worse

there's a man coming wednesday to do an energy efficiency report that involves taking the dimensions of the rooms and i am SO EXCITED to see bill's soul leave his body

prismatic-bell

*pulls out a picture like a street magician doing the grand reveal* Hey OP, is THIS your flat?

teomodo

monday-afternoon-club

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

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datasoong47

linguisticparadox

(via @karama9 )

wolfram-blorbos

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

senatortedcruz

This had me audibly cackling in the office

cognitohazardous

they-bite

emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester

they-bite

besides vader

a-simple-moisture-farmer

how could you leave this in the tags

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

🎶Vader with a bell hat! Jester power!🎵

knightofleo

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

astarlingdiscovery

punished-ned

Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.

swan2swan

Okay, but check out this video from mid-May 2022 of a Kestrel Dad who just kept piling up voles and mice beside his babies when the mom was injured/killed/mia’d by owls…but then watched one of his babies just swallow a lizard and went “OH. I can feed them small food!” and learned to tear it apart!

EDIT: There’s a not-zero percent chance that this could be the same dad???????? The source is the same–Robert E Fuller–but they could be different birds.

swan2swan

UPDATE: Not only has Mister Kes learned to feed his chicks all on his own…

….the three chicks who were taken out of the nest for intensive care after the mom disappeared were put back in, and he just started feeding them, too.

He’s a single father of six who does not possess the instincts to feed even one of his offspring, but he learned and adopted that behavior without difficulty and is now hunting and providing for six kids all on his own.

tuulikki

random-chaos-thoughts

Happy father’s day to the Krestel single dad of 6 Who is doing a wonderful job

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teslacoils-and-hubris

the real benefit to being a mad scientist is no one really knows what you're capable of. As long as I say it with confidence, why wouldn't you believe I made a ring that's actually a detonator to my security system that's filled with a deadly nerve agent? Is that really any less likely than me keeping a human brain alive and conscious inside a tube of green goo so I can later implant it into a body constructed out of stolen corpse parts?

dead-broadcasting

medic in comic 6

teslacoils-and-hubris

This is exactly what this post was about no one does it like him

lenacraft

Man really just clicked the button. He’s ready to deliver those baboons.

demilypyro

I can't be clear enough on that he does in fact deliver the baboon

natalieironside

In an alternate reality Arlan Hellison wrote a story about a sentient computer named AINT who's really chill and keeps 5 humans alive so they can hang out and watch movies

howieduet

"I Have a Mouth and I'm Eating Ice Cream"

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pukicho

I HATE cable management... there's no job harder than computer guy:(

pukicho

I know you'd do that shit for free, worming little freak

pukicho

happy pride month to one of my favorite straight guys. like top ten at least

Being top ten straight guy to the gays:

pukicho

When in pride month Bro!!!

fruitsoftheweb

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

hollowtones

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

nonevahed

oh wow, long time since i last saw the pear wiggler

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dajo42

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

airlinequeen

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