mage hand hand job

once i sent my friend that image of mark wantey and for some reason he thought that i sent him a photo of gordon ramsey

Please stop he is drowning…..

hai do,nt be mad but i invited every bunnies evr to yuor house for luncg. and yesd. itold thwm uou had lettucw anf stawberies. so basicaly don,t even be scared a little ok?

my tomodachi life miis are in the process of making their own cylinder building. when i questioned this with michael (who i've deduced to be the leader) he says they want to make it big enough to come meet me 'for real'. don't like that. considering knocking it down and garbling the lingo to put them off. might split them into groups and put them on separate mini islands as well just to be safe but maybe that's overkill

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

Not what he's called.

What?

im so fucking stupid

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

The dead horse beats me

"Let's shag you fat bitch!" - Austin Powers

not what he says

Oh Behave!

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.