hey

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

This is the cutest thing omg

I love this.

Can’t not reblog Meatball the Corgi, plus the music!

imagine steve getting call me maybe or something stuck in his head and then getting upset that he has to wait 70 years to hear it again

I’m sorry but the idea of Steve realizing he actually misses modern technology is the funniest shit ever

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

This was already funny without the translation, but now that I understand it’s even funnier

I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

Instead of paying $1 for a bookmark, you could just use the dollar as a bookmark.

you could just pee anyehere

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

SOUND ON

aw confused bee sounds like a chicken XD

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

 I eat cereal with water

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship