Afrodingus Shelter

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

sorry, but could i have another piece of loot? you see *i tenderly look down and caress my belly* i'm raiding for two right now

honestly the original USDA food pyramid was funny as fuck for recommending 6-11 servings of bread a day. like honestly don't mind if I do

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

thats the one! thank you!

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them