Skiddy Skedaddleth

Nico and Will in my style.

At least I, being the ignorant person I am, haven't seen any fan art of Will inspired by Apollo's new look in the series. So, I made one. I hope you like it, if not, that's okay too.

So! As some of you may know, I've been working on a traditional fansite for The Trials of Apollo, and at some point I'd like to have a fanfiction archive there.

Thing is... it would likely be a very antiquated style of fanfiction site. Instead of the authors publishing directly, like on AO3 or Wattpad or even Fanfiction dot net, the author would instead e-mail the fanfic directly to me & I would update the archive once or twice a week with any new fanfics I received.

It's not ideal, but the tradeoff would be complete freedom with customization. If you were to e-mail the fic to me as an HTML file, you could make it look however you want. I'd even accept accompanying images & CSS files.

Not that coding would be required, of course. I'd also accept plain text/rich text/etc, it would just look like the rest of the site.

(This is, of course, part of my grand evil plan to teach the entire Trials of Apollo fandom to code.)

Would this fandom be interested in something like that?

(The website, for those curious, is apollog.ist)

u know what anon, u reminded how fucking much i love apollo pjo. so here . i missed u my king.

Pre-TOA: himself, probably

and they were all clearly excuses to post pictures of himself where he looked rlly cool

pov: it's all falling apart

and this SPECIFIC part of the other photo:

And then after TOA it's just like any time he hangs out with his friends.

Like he'll post a photo of him and Meg wearing flower crowns they'd made together

Apollo yaps about himself:

Dislikes water

Artemis likes to wake him up with a bucket of cold water on camping trips

Water reminds him of the day he drowned Commodus

Ordered a pizza to Camp Half-Blood once

Likes Alabama Shakes “Rise to the Sun” (well duh)

Made the Camp Half-Blood orientation video in 1950

Speaks Italian

Don’t think his children do, though

Loves and misses his sister Artemis a lot.

Likes to calm himself with songs

Good with kids(see Harley and Georgia)

Kinda likes Paolo

Dislikes swords; prefers archery

Likes red cows and used to have a herd of them(well duh)

Find tigers to be sensible creatures

Dated Commodus for a month before he became king

Dislikes scaled reptilian creatures (cause Python)

Dislikes slavery

Always liked spiders, despite what Athena thinks.

Can’t remember all his children

Mozart is not his child

Georgina might be his child

Likes red carpets (duh)

Believes 2:00 am is a optimal time to practice the zither

Dislikes felines cause they are “smug, self-centered, and think they own the world”, in other words because they are competition (catboy but cats are competition)

Understands a little bit of wolf

Is a self proclaimed cow expert

Hates going backward in moving vehicles

Pop Culture

Blessed Babe Ruth with 3 home runs in the 1926 World Series

Cursed Britney Spears at the 2007 MTV Music Awards

Broke up the Beatles because of jealousy 

Invented mansplaining

Used to perform YMCA with the Village People

Has spent a lot of time in fast food restaurants

Found Pink working in McDonalds

Discovered Queen Latifah at Burger King

Unintentionally made a trip through a sewer treatment facility that led to a jam session with Lead Belly in Mississippi 

Promised Bill Nye the Science Guy to always promote safe laboratory practices

Sang with the Beatles in 1965

Put together setlists for Kidz Bop

Sang with The Rat Pack and A Flock of Seagulls

Told William Shakespere no one will accept the Shaksperian sonnet

Disliked the 1590’s

Went on vacation once and entrusted the realm of music to Nelson Riddle.

Came back and found violins in pop music and accordion on prime time tv

Disco danced with Travolta

Had to register his divorce from either Liz Taylor or Greta Garbo

Fred Rogers used to comfort him after a “hard day of poetry-goding”

Had a group hug with the Rolling Stones in 1969

Played with Dizzy Gillespie in Bop City in the FIllmore in 1950

Hosted a jam session with the Grateful Dead in Golden Gate Park in the Summer of Love

Advised MC Hammer on his fashion choices as he pioneered pop rap

Took a baseball bat to Flaco Jimenez’s accordion because of jealousy

Did research on Folsom Prison with Johnny Cash

Produced music videos for Blondie and the Go-Gos

Blessed Captain and Tenille with their hit single Love will Keep Us Together in 1975

Made the “honey, he gay” meme

Helped Marvin Gaye write “What’s Going On” in 1971

Favorite Marx Brother is Harpo

Played a gig with Duke Ellington in the Cotton Club in 1930

History

Inflicted a plague against the Greeks at Troy

Blessed Admetus with twin calves from all his cows

Indirectly killed Achilles

Invented gel capsule medication

Alexander Fleming didn’t give him credit for the invention of penicillin

Collided with a bomber in 1945 in Dresden

Fought with George Washington against the Hessian mercenaries that Ares created.

Accidentally made Hemithea and Parthenos minor gods

Dated Grand Duchess Tatiana Romanov during the Russian rebellion

Has an autographed t-shirt from Charles’s Dickens 1867 Second American Tour

Other Gods:

Athena is still angry with him over the Trojan War

Demeter used to be his favorite aunt

Artemis once shot him in the groin for flirting with her hunters

Met a “smoking hot god”(Frey), in a Stockholm tavern whose sword (Jack) would not shut up.

Definitely tried hitting on him

The goddess Nang Kwak tried to teach him Thai over noodles, but he failed miserably

Britomartis routinely plays tricks on him

She promised to meet him in a forest in Thebes, but he was instead trampled by a wild boar

She set up a “date” with Ingrid Bergmen, but he fell into a Burmese tiger pit right outside

She told him Rock Hudson was waiting for him in the middle of a mind field. Then he exploded

Three-Mile-Island was caused by a chainsaw fight between Hephestus and Ares.

Tried to explain to Ares how vocal arrangement in military works

Didn’t want to play Marco Polo with contact mines with Britomartis at Triton’s pool party

Hermes tricked him into wearing his flying shoes

He took a nap in Athens and ended up in Argentina

Has a Mount Olympus invitation only summer camp called Method Acting with the Muses

Writes his mother Leto a song for Mother’s Day every year

Once told Demeter “They’re only sprouts”, which prompted her to curse him that any clothing he put on would immediately sprout

Used to sit next to Persphone at family dinners

Stuffed a sun dragon into a car, then asked Hephestas to check the brake pedal

Went swimming in a volcano at Hephaestus's pool party

 Dionysus has told many stories about his escapades in India

He told Apollo to never ever try to fight pandai…

Says to never mention Scarlett Jonhassan around Aphrodite

Athena alway wins scrabble

Once she played abaxial on a triple, and Zeus lightning-bolted of the top of Mount Parnassus in his rage

Hades hates it when corpses wander around because it makes him look like a sloppy warden

New Rome, New York, and Cozumel during spring break are the most likely places to find Olympians gods in disguise

Hermes has a large shoe collection

Hephestus once made a virtual assistant named Alexasiriastrophona 

Once asked Ares and Aphrodite if the khromadae were their secret children. 

Missed the entire 1480’s staring at Hephestus’s desk toys.

Dionysus insists on keeping old casks of wine in his cellar that have long turned to vinegar

Dionysus claimed two is the best number for children, because after that, the children outnumber you

Hades is a grumpy napper

Wake Hades up prematurely and you were likely to end up as a nuclear-blast shadow on his wall.

Ares once dropped a cat from Mt. Olympus to prove it would land on its feet in Manhattan.

Athena teleported the cat to safety, then beat Ares with the butt of her spear for endangering the animal.

Used to have spa decades with the Nine Muses

Mars swore to him that Elvis Presley was alive on Mars

The gods only gather together on special occasions, like Saturnalia, the solstice, and the World Cup

Assorted Other Mentions

Wrote the poetry and music sections on the DSTOMP

Diseases are regulated with health permits

His mother Leto has a condo in Florida

Wonders why there isn’t a god of family therapy

Dislikes the Gray Sisters because of professional jealousy

Their favorite nectar flavor is caramel creme

Their favorite Beatle is Ringo

Th used to have a collective crush on Ganymede, but now like Deimos

Has used the “catch me, handsome” fainting trick before

Once dated a matador in Madrid that assured him bulls are courteous animals and bad at sharp turns

*shows off my ToA bookmark*

ToApril 2026

Day 7: Beneath the Surface

Street fight Buddy, duh. No rules. Do whatever you want,I'm just the cameraman.... Actually one rule : Don't hit the cameraman.

*Focuses on the camera again*

@lunadoggos @toa-sted tagging you because you don't get notes for this post

*ties her hair with a band*

*grits her teeth*

*takes out a knife saw🪚*

If you have a knife you always, always go with the knife. Guaranteed high effect even with little to no experience. Even a professional will have trouble to fully defend against a knife. Gun is also great, but if someone manages to get within 10m of you basically useless and hard to handle if you have no experience.

But, to tell you the truth, you do not look like the criminal type. I believe you could be a good masseur