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saintd0nna

happy pride to him

trollrider1111

Gay broke sober king 🤴

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Call it copium but I don't think Commodus could ever actually kill Apollo, and if he did i do think he'd heavily regret it the moment of brief satisfaction is over.

Now, would Commodus happily drown Apollo and then bring him back to life before he could die over and over again? Well of course. Does a cat not eat a canary?

#toa #trials of apollo #copollo #apollo toa #lester papadopoulos #commodus toa #all im saying is that commodus would not practice safe bdsm practices alright.#dude would be a bit TOO into choking and strangulation #copollo is everything. tempted to add commodus to my batman toa crossover just for their relationship

apsidal

time travel au where lester and meg from tower of nero suddenly end up in the original pjo timeline, get mistaken for runaway demigods, and proceed to be accidentally recruited into kronos’s army.

problem: they’re stuck on the princess andromeda. problem: they have to figure out how to stop kronos from rising without being discovered. problem: the fact that lester is quite literally the god apollo is unbeknownst to luke castellan, who very much dislikes (huge understatement) the gods.

what follows is that encounters with camp half-blood don’t go too well, considering they’re nominally on opposite sides. lester and luke have some complicated conversations about the gods and their parenting. apollo realizes belatedly that most of his kids haven’t died yet. in ways, the older-brother-younger-sister dynamic between lester and meg vaguely reminds luke of annabeth.

also the obligatory secret identity shenanigans (‘the gods doesn’t care about us, lester. apollo hasn’t done shit for you. you don’t owe him anything.’ ‘well. um. about that—’)

somehow this becomes a fix-it ??

#post titans curse because A) need artemis to be okay <3 my queen #and B) old-timeline Apollo disappears to merge with future-timeline Apollo/Lester and it throws all of Olympus into chaos #percy: do you think Zeus found out Apollo helped us with Artemis and grounded him?#Annabeth looking at a normally composed Artemis slowing turning more and more into her wild domain over this: you know. i dont think so.#luke looks at meg and feels a pang of nostalgia and hurt furthering his conviction for the cause meanwhile meg is ready to bite him #ALSO if it comes out he's a child of zeus Apollo is cooked because everyones gonna be looking @ him like ohhh... potential child of prophecy #'oh but he doesnt have normal zeus demigod powers-' false have we forgotten how zeus freed his siblings #by being funny and charming with excellent singing and dancing #keep some things on the DL and play up some of Apollos other strengths (lawyer apollo ftw) to match with some of zeus' lesser known domains #and it can work #this is a great idea op

weatheringandweary

One really horrible day, Percy finds himself in legal trouble for demigod related nonsense yet again. The mist refuses to work in his favor as per usual, and not having had the fortune of fleeing the scene nor being a minor this time around, he’s stuck trying to figure out how he’s going to resolve this fiasco.

Eventually one of the officers informs Percy that his lawyer arrived at the station, which he considers incredibly odd because he hadn’t made a phone call home (again, demigod problems) and he’s fairly certain he doesn’t actually have a lawyer.

And then Lester Papadopoulos Attorney-at-Law walks in, and Percy has the horrifying realization that he’s about to get the Orestes treatment.

lordamaranthus

This is how that scene went right?

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neutralomensart

For my fellow Lester Papadopoulos enjoyers (hes my favorite riordan character actually)

one-time-i-dreamt

This is a lot to unpack

cobaltspartan

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

#A GHOST??#yeah thats getting a second date instantly

arctic-hands

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

evilsoup

gilliagandy

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

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autisticexpression2

We need the obnoxious atheists back. I know they engineered their own destruction by being annoying and pretentious, but it has become apparent how essential to the ecosystem they were. The religious fanatics have become too bold without their natural predators. Jesus wojaks would have been torn to shreds in 2011.

Those broken pantheon AUs but add Apollo and Meg to it. Here are demigods who have saved the world numerous times, fought countless battles against deadly foes, traversed tartarus and fought both titans and giants. There's also a 12 year old girl who may have rabies and Lester. Demeter and Zeus are very proud of them.

#trials of apollo #toa #nico and will in it = will is their saviour. dudes godly parent is in this mess too.#meg and apollo desperately trying to do their best pack bonded do not seperate shelter cat act #it is not working.#also i think apollo would try to rizz up the fates to fix this. as he does #apollo voice: hey girlllsss your thread looks stunning. so about this kidnapping-#sorry im toa brain pilled rn

Apollo as Lester with amnesia is great, Apollo as Lester getting claimed as a Zeus kid when he arrives at camp half blood because Zeus is both possessive and petty and this way it would isolate Apollo away from his kids is fun, combine them and oh baby youre cooking with gas.

#toa #trials of apollo #toa apollo #i made a post about this au a year ago and it only now hit me that another zeus kid showing up with amnesia that the gods refuse #to comment on would be stressing EVERYONE out #toa amnesia au #<- in case i want to make more posts on it #now obviously a lot would change in canon if Apollo had amnesia. but also so much would stay the same #GAH i want to write this now fuc #commodus instantly clocks its apollo and does not believe the amnesia thing for a long time. and then hes like huh. this might be better #meanwhile Apollo looks at Commodus with a mix of grief confusion guilt and longing. and then is like wow i was told zeus kids have daddy #issuss but this is something alright. i even dreamed i killed this man while he was bathing and woke up sobbing. crazy #now do the gods know Apollo is Lester and are forced to keep quiet or are they just as unaware? who knows. things to decide #also him and meg.... meg trying to convince Apollo to join her at neros house because she sees him as her brother and surely nero would #accept it? he has no kids of zeus. even if lester (apollo) isnt really good at being one - hes way more like the apollo kids after all.#Apollo desperately trying to not lose Meg while not wanting to join her abusive cult family: meg theres this great thing called emancipation #im abusing tags at this point let me shut up and go to bed

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

the fact that helen of troy is a mother is soooo crazy to me bc no one ever ever ever looks at her like that. they will give her every other title except mother. what if she’s not the face that launched a thousand ships or menelaus’ wife or paris’ lover or aphrodite’s pawn or the traitor or the downfall or the most beautiful woman in the world what if she is just a girl’s mom sometimes. does anyone remember??? she has a little girl. she used to rock her to sleep

#do you think hermione ever remembered the time she spent with her mother learning to weave and fight. the time spent in the open fields as #helen instructed her how to grapple like her mother did her. the mischief and approval in helens face as hermione sweet talked menelaus #into giving hermione what she wanted whether it be extra dessert or to stay up later in the night #helen always getting referred to like some larger than life figure when at the end of the day she is a mortal woman who is a mother. a woma #who had a life. a woman who for years was away from her daughter and didn't get to see her grow. to guide her and love her as she needed #iirc hermione was married ten years after the trojan war ended so she would've been young when Helen went to troy. does helen have to look #at a daughter who doesn't even recognize her own mothers face?#all the shit helen went through in her life from being kidnapped (and later rescued) as a young child to her suitors fighting over her like #a scrap of meat and then the war itself. she never got a break. except perhaps in those quiet moments where she rocked her daughter to slee #with spit up on her shoulder and a tired gaze in her eyes. her whole world in her arms. all parents know it will not last but even then #helen was robbed of it

ghsot

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

ghsot

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

itriedonce

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

ghsot

oh my god youre right.

transformativeworks

[ID: Screenshot of a transcript.

Travis: Yeah. It well--but it's seventeen feet tall divided by twenty-four months means that every month he crafted point seven--so like about three-quarters of a foot. Right? So, nine inches. So yes, I could say that just statistically speaking, there was a wiener month.

Griffin: Okay. "So how was your September, Michelangelo?" "It was, it was intense."

/ID]

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