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would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day
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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?
would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.
Adams third child, Seth: What is that?
Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.
Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.
Seth:
Eve: We might have to dinner him.
I’m Getting Adopted By… WHO? (tumblr parent poll round 1 poll 17)
Bilbo Baggins - The Hobbit
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Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.
That is no way to talk to your father
the fact that there is a city named Lynchburg in Virginia is wild. it's like Germany had a town called Holocaustingen
The classic American town dynamic of Racistville founded by famed equal rights activist Stopbeing Racist like that one post said
Those time travel AUs where Hunter wakes up months before the day of unity and has to figure out how to commit treason without being caught are excellent but has there been any consideration for the whole gang (Luz, Willow, Gus, and Amity) also waking up in the past?
Because pondering all of them initially thinking they're On Their Own only to suddenly realize that the others are in on this with them is very heartwarming, even if from all outside POVs it seems like a switch suddenly got flicked for no reason. Amity and Willow are friends again? Willow and Gus have confidence? This human who couldn't do any magic is now beating others effortlessly, and is DATING the youngest Blight? Somehow, all of these kids ALSO know about the secret rebellion that has been talked about only in whispers and clandestine meetings that no teenagers should have any knowledge of? Worst of all, someone these kids are... actually doing useful things? Weird.

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sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.
I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?
and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.
cops r Some Guy with a Gun
do we want Some Guy with a Gun in this situation? answer is usually "NO"
This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.
This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?
My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?
There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?
It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.
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no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user
the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.
rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes
Sharing my favourite games list again
A compiled list of Video Games released in 2025 that tumblr might have played or had a big interest in
What games have you played
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Hey, did y'all see this?
I saw this when running newpipe. But wait, it gets deeper. I clicked on the details buttons and it said as of today, we have 83 days left until Google rolls out this new requirement for apps inside and outside of the google play store. If any developer disagrees with their new terms and fees, they will be blocked!
I'll share some of the info below:
Looks like they're trying to nuke the remaining privacy and freedoms we have left on the internet.
What to do?
-Get your developer friends to not comply to their new guides
- Sign the open letter on the site and take action by checking out the full resources list on their website as well!
To summarize, this is all daunting especially when you feel all alone with unfair and inhumane regulations comming out faster than improvements but we got this working together!
Share the link with your friends, family and anyone who will listen!
Your phone is about to stop being yours. In September 2026, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.
If you're in the US, I created a petition to make it easier to contact senators and congressmen.
Join 1 people. Google is trying to make people hand over government id in order to make an Android app. If they don't, then that app can't b
If you're not in the US, see if your country is listed here for whom to contact.

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This may be the best Pride merch I've seen from a major corporation.
Levi's said yes, actually. Assless chaps and a biker vest. Happy Pride.
And the assless chaps sold out on June 1.
They also specifically contacted members of the leather community, used them as models iirc, and donated $100k to Outright International. They talked the talk and walked the walk and put their money on it too. I don't really care that I can't afford and don't want this merch, I love to see my community getting the respect it deserves. Levi's said, "We make jeans which gays wear lots of jeans? Oh leather daddies? Let's call them."
I think Levi's donates to Outreach International every year too, as well as sponsoring pride events and other community support. They were offering Same Sex domestic partner benefits to employees in the 90s, and have been very public about their support for pro-lgbt legislation all through the 2000s.
So, you know, a giant corporation that walks the walk pretty consistently.
happy pride to him
Gay broke sober king 🤴
Call it copium but I don't think Commodus could ever actually kill Apollo, and if he did i do think he'd heavily regret it the moment of brief satisfaction is over.
Now, would Commodus happily drown Apollo and then bring him back to life before he could die over and over again? Well of course. Does a cat not eat a canary?
time travel au where lester and meg from tower of nero suddenly end up in the original pjo timeline, get mistaken for runaway demigods, and proceed to be accidentally recruited into kronos’s army.
problem: they’re stuck on the princess andromeda. problem: they have to figure out how to stop kronos from rising without being discovered. problem: the fact that lester is quite literally the god apollo is unbeknownst to luke castellan, who very much dislikes (huge understatement) the gods.
what follows is that encounters with camp half-blood don’t go too well, considering they’re nominally on opposite sides. lester and luke have some complicated conversations about the gods and their parenting. apollo realizes belatedly that most of his kids haven’t died yet. in ways, the older-brother-younger-sister dynamic between lester and meg vaguely reminds luke of annabeth.
also the obligatory secret identity shenanigans (‘the gods doesn’t care about us, lester. apollo hasn’t done shit for you. you don’t owe him anything.’ ‘well. um. about that—’)
somehow this becomes a fix-it ??
One really horrible day, Percy finds himself in legal trouble for demigod related nonsense yet again. The mist refuses to work in his favor as per usual, and not having had the fortune of fleeing the scene nor being a minor this time around, he’s stuck trying to figure out how he’s going to resolve this fiasco.
Eventually one of the officers informs Percy that his lawyer arrived at the station, which he considers incredibly odd because he hadn’t made a phone call home (again, demigod problems) and he’s fairly certain he doesn’t actually have a lawyer.
And then Lester Papadopoulos Attorney-at-Law walks in, and Percy has the horrifying realization that he’s about to get the Orestes treatment.

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This is how that scene went right?
For my fellow Lester Papadopoulos enjoyers (hes my favorite riordan character actually)