update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

Encounter: junior league hockey god

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

ham and sneeze sandwich

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

She should be at the club

heated rivalry is set in a wild fantasy world where male professional athletes deserve to live

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.