Southern Supreme Nutty Fruitcake

I hope you all are following the chattering nuns on Instagram because they are fucking amazing

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

These rich white women who cut away at women’s rights are never, ever betraying themselves. They are not confused. They will always have access to abortion by virtue of money, which is what buys “a right to privacy” when the law does not enshrine it. They will always have recourse to police. They, by virtue of links with rich men– their fathers, their husbands–, will always have access to power. The fact that you think they are harming themselves when they make it harder for you, a poor woman, a working woman, to prosecute a rapist or get an abortion means they have succeeded in buying your allegiance. 

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

Bubble Bass

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

Honestly? Its about time.

I’ve been slipping pennies into my friends pockets every time I see him for 5 full months. i’ve been waiting for him to notice and he FINALLY caught me today and he said he said the words, I am not kidding, “haha you would be a bad pick pocket” and I looked him in the eyes and said “oh YEAH?” and told him to check for two pennies in his other pocket and he did and i watched his world crumble

rebloging again!

I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.

Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues

every mother who’s critiqued her daughter’s appearance based on ~what men do or do not like~ owes that child an apology

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.