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WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

ESIUQRAM

Beautiful

People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.

There is so much greatness in this post and all white people care about is defending why they thought the depictions are hats. White people??? Why are you like this???

I’m salty as fuck that we were taught they were crowns at SCHOOL. For Christ sake.

probably the weirdest information about star wars i could give you is that the death star garbage compactor monster from episode 4 was sentient, was force sensitive, and it wasn’t trying to eat luke - it was trying to baptise him

elaborate on the baptism you say? sure! as an aquatic species the Dianoga venerated water, which they called “the Great Cleanser When It Was Time to Be Cleansed.” She baptized Luke because she felt their shared connection to the force, which she knew only as “It.”

“Force sensitive lesbian tentacle alien” was not something I could have ever come up with, but boy am I glad someone did

I’ve read this before, but it’s just so refreshing.

Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious