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me, watching my mutuals grow & flourish as human beings

anyone reading this shirt immediately becomes kin with you

APPLE PIE WITH A PURPLE BLUEBERRY CRUST

some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

and last but not least, the first recorded use of the word Schlong, which was in 1865 CE. Tag yourself, I’m Nimble Wimble 

and a personal favorite, crinkum-crankum, circa approximately 1670.

ARE YOU SATISFIED? (2010) VS. IMMORTAL (2015)

marina and the diamonds // oh no + yellow

🍋 Lemon Necklace 🍋

things got a little heated in the gc today

yes, Taika is a lot of fun and super goofy. But that doesn’t mean Ragnarok doesn’t stand for something bigger. Taika is not only the first Polynesian man to direct a superhero movie, but he is also the first indigenous person to do so too. While he is barrel of laughs and a half, please don’t forget what Taika brought to the MCU. (x) (x) (x)

I missed National Doughnut Day but have some colorful doughnuts for Pride Month 🍩✨

She’s perfect!

You purified this world,You will be purified.

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE.