Partly Truth and Partly Fiction

always amused by the idea of immortal characters who are older than they look but not by a crazy inhuman amount. like a vampire who got turned at 20 but is currently only 56 or something. people start asking about historical events and theyre like sorry man i dont know anything more interesting than your parents. dating scene is starting to get awkward. worst of both worlds all around.

went to the vampire council meeting and the fledglings thought i was weird and cringe because i dont understand 67 memes but the elders wont hang out with me because i don't remember the civil war. they said come back when you lose all sense of time and perspective. fml.

to every girl whos blod, i mean blog, ive been a part of. thank you. and the virus is spreading. and the tigermen are spreading.

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN FROM CRYING. I CAN’T SAVE MY MOTHER. IGNORING THIS COULD COST HER LIFE.

I am sick and breaking in Gaza while my mother fades and my younger siblings cling to me in fear.

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

it's so funny when it affects you long-term

lmao it's irrevocable

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