life in a bag

dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

call my girl pickle the way shes always gherkin

hi honey im home i hope youve posted lots of normal stuff about me today

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out