You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

I have a lot of problems with my mom but in high school I wore a jesse pinkman shirt that said “yeah bitch” to class and they called my mom about it on speaker with me in the room and when they told her she said “who fucking care. stop calling me. bye bye” and hung up

my birthday is in july! :)

Today Is Your Last Chance To Discuss My Little Pennis Before They Eat Me

*doing squats in the Goodwill dressing room to make sure I can climb a fence in these mustard corduroys if the need arises*

Hi Baby Gan You Purst My Pubble

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre