i want us both to eat well

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

and im here too! 😃

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

everyone has parasites and nobody can afford a house

we used to own items

I love being a LESBIAN I love being a DYKE I love being horny for BUTCHES

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)