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smoking the shit that made that frog crazy

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

Have u ever had sex with a pharoah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

did not even realize that most tumblr users were only into cannibalism as a metaphor. what do you mean you don't get off on eating people

youare all just jealous of my severed head

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

responding to an absurdly stupid take by saying “these are the people i have to share a highway with” has replaced saying a lot of not very nice things about people with said takes. for me

it reminds me that the ultimate goal is safe coexistence while also being like goddamn i wish you were less stupid for everyones sakes

reblog if you've destroyed your root chakra and aren't going to make it

"my friend said" "oh, a friend recommended it" tumblr mutual

Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.