Dead Thing Enthusiast

xkcd fans are the only fandom I've had direct experience with where people do the stereotypical nerdy fan thing of referring to installments of the thing they like by their release order numbers instead of their titles

like I've never heard anyone just say "the simpsons season 7 episode 21" without also saying the episode title but I have heard people say "xkcd 2501" without also saying the title of the xkcd

Yeah, we shouldn't expect everyone to know every comic by heart. The average internet user probably only knows 1053 and 936.

and 2501, of course.

Of course!

If I ever knit, tat, or crochet something for you, just know that not only are you getting the item I made, you are also getting a piece of me. I mean that in the grandiose metaphorical sense and, unfortunately, also very literally. I apologize for the hair.

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

Me if I was a cat

“trans people in sports is such a complex issue” it really isn’t. make the sports skills-based instead of segregated by gender. “ohhh but so many people’s lives depend on their sports for scholarships” okay then let’s make university universally funded so people don’t have to worry about paying for it based on how well they can throw a ball. how are you not keeping up

“the cis women and girls will always lose though” why are you assuming they can’t compete at the same level. even taking trans people completely out of the equation, why are you assuming cis women can’t compete against anyone except other cis women. why are you infantilizing them. if i was a cis woman i’d be pissed as fuck if someone said i needed a whole other sports group because i apparently suck so badly at the sport due to my womanhood

If I were Streetlight Manifesto, I would release the new album on April 1st just to mess with everyone.