The Place Behind The Stars

im fucking dying

[ID: a conical metal bucket is tipped over, and out of it spills waves of feathers, arranged like wings or a viscous flowing liquid. the feathers are perfectly aligned down the length of it; at first glance it looks like a large bird with fancy plumage has its head stuck in the bucket. /end ID]

#that is a large bird whose head is a bucket.

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

take a look 👆 you just might feel something incredible

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

settings > wound > my wound > reopen