actually 4 cubits irl (sorry)

deltarune is an elaborate excuse for toby and temmie to play dressup with their tuoys

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

No place for a little seal

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abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

I've always wanted to fuck her

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao