Sir Pudding Cup

i hate so much that i understood this reference...

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

no one hates you everyone hates texting and their phone

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

btw if someone on this site ever tries to claim that a hate group is too large to block or ban from a site and that the staff just doesn't have the resources, look at the current treatment of transfems and ask yourself again how they have the resources to ban hundreds of blogs for no reason and constantly hunt down and ban girls who remake within a day of blog creation, time for the CEO to harass women to other sites, but not enough to ban neo-nazis or terfs or any of the people sending rape and death threats to transfems

What do you mean Fulgrim was at those Slaanesh parties?

Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space

ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office