Theatrical Nonsense

not to be that guy but girls will read lemony snicket’s love letter to end all love letters ONCE and then have strange ideas abt romance forever

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

Unofficial Autism Post

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

People will act like you’re hard to deal with because your’re not easy to fool.

What I am understanding is that the Prince’s look is “Why don’t I get a little outfit sewn by my wife🥺”

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

this year for pride i'm identifying as a fucking problem :)

@iamthepulta

"Well behaved copper merchants rarely make history."

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

i keep adding to my "watch later" and not watching later