Theatrical Nonsense

not to be that guy but girls will read lemony snicket’s love letter to end all love letters ONCE and then have strange ideas abt romance forever

Someone being patient with you on your bad days is one of the softest forms of love

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

we live to create, and brother, im about to create some goddamn problems

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

“it depends” is a gateway drug to much more dangerous substances like “critical thinking” and “media literacy”. stay safe out there

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

soulmates are stupid i love you on purpose

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction