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One of my followers gave me a great idea, and I thought it would be good to use for this Jerk/Jack Off Instructions (JOI). I'm going to break it into two categories like I usually do. I'm going to start with the manly men instructions first. Then I'll take care of you little bitches next. Your paragraph will start at paragraph number 13. The paragraph below is paragraph one, to keep everyone on the same sheet. Let’s make one thing perfectly clear, little bitches, you may read the next 12 paragraphs, but don’t you dare touch your pathetic, undeserving penises. You are unworthy, and only manly men are allowed to follow those instructions. I have instructions for you that are more befitting of your stature. Of course, manly men can go on and do whatever they like while reading my little bitches instructions, because they are worthy.

For my manly men, I want you to get nice and comfortable. You know what I mean by comfortable. That's right, I want you completely naked and sitting in your favorite chair. Make sure you have your favorite supplies with you, whether that is nothing, lotion, lube, and whatever you use to clean up with after.

Scroll through my blog and find your favorite picture or set of pictures of me. Think about the first thing that gets you hard when you look at me. Is that the thought of rubbing your cock all over my face? Or maybe me kneeling before you, and slowly kissing my way between both of your inner thighs up to your balls. Think about me nuzzling my nose and lips close to your balls. Open those legs for me. Give me better access to your perineum. I want to lick your perineum and drive you crazy up to your balls. While thinking about that thought, I want you to start to lightly rub what I hope is a nice cock that is starting to get erect, if not already erect. While lightly rubbing it, think about how I am now licking up your balls to the base of your shaft. I stop. I want you to grip your cock, look down at me, and say my name. Say it out loud: “Lisa, don't stop!”

Now start to stroke your cock while imagining that I have resumed licking my way up the shaft of your cock. Stroke it the way you like that makes it feel so good, and again say, “That's a good girl, Lisa, now put it in your mouth”. Go ahead and start gripping your cock firmer. Start stroking it up and down quicker. Now, say, “that's a good girl, Lisa, suck it, suck it so good,” say it, don't imagine saying it. I want you to say my name out loud verbally. Say it while you stroke that nice cock of yours. Imagine my head bobbing up and down on your cock while you are saying my name. Tell me how you want me to suck your dick. Say it out loud. Don't be shy, say it. I will do whatever you want. Tell me how you want me to do it while you continue to jerk that magnificent, hard, delicious cock.

Now scroll through your phone either to pictures of me or whatever gets you hot, whether it’s porn or whatever. Imagine it is me if you are looking at porn, and with you as the guy. Stroke that cock for me while you watch us fuck, verbalize how much you like fucking me. Say my name, you can even throw in a few slut, cock sleeve, cum slut, fuck toy, racial slurs about me, but make sure you keep saying my name all the while you look at whatever gets you so hard and hot. Rub that sensitive area that makes you go crazy, and bring yourself to the brink of cumming, and then change up, and stroke down towards the base of your cock. You can even use your hand to lightly tease your balls, and say, “That’s right, Lisa, lick Daddy’s balls. Fuck yeah, Lisa, just like that”. Fuck yeah, your little girl here is going mad with how you are mind fucking me while you play with yourself.

If you’re using lube, I want you to now move from lightly touching your balls and lube the outer rim of your ass. Play with your ass while saying, “OMG! Lisa, your tongue feels so good on my ass. Don’t stop licking Lisa, for fuck’s sake, I love how you tongue my asshole, Lisa!”, while you lightly insert your finger into your ass. Make it feel good. Think about my tongue licking the shit out of your ass. Think about how much of a bottom feeder I am, and there isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for your pleasure, while even humiliating myself to get you off Daddy. That’s right, Daddy, I’ll lick your ass clean. Think about that while playing with your ass.

If you aren’t using lube, I imagine you are now, or if you don’t have any, you probably started using lotion or Vaseline. This works in the shower with soap, too, if you want to recalibrate. Otherwise, in the meantime, you can still tease your ass dry, just be careful not to scratch it too much.

Now, I want you to look down at me and say, “Fuck, Lisa, that feels good. Now get back to sucking Daddy’s cock”. Then move your hand up over your balls because you know I will lick them again before licking my way up your shaft to the head of your cock. I pause to lick at the sensitive area where the shaft and head meet. Tease it with your hand before you wrap it around your cock and start stroking, while I open my mouth and take you fully engorged inside. I start to bob up and down on your cock. Match my speed. I start slowly, while flicking my tongue all around the head of your cock. Go ahead, say it, “Fuck, Lisa, you are such a little dirty cock sucker”, while pumping your cock faster. Tighten the grip a little, and really pump that cock up and down. At this point, there should be some signs of precum, which you know is in my mouth already.

I start to push you as far into my mouth as possible. Slow your speed, and stroke the full length of your cock, including the head. If there is precum, go ahead and lick it, and then go back to stroking your cock deliberately. Then say, “Fucking deep throat that shit you gook slut bitch”. If that’s a bit much for you, then change gook to Asian fuck toy with slut bitch, or whatever combination works for you. Make sure you add “Lisa” to the end of whatever makes you react in a rigid, as a rock way.

Now, I want you to find that rhythm that gets you going and pushes you over the top. Look at, think about, whatever is the hottest thing you would like to do to me. No matter if it’s rough, demeaning, humiliating, sensual, erotic, or the most racist thing possible. Think about what will get you to the finish line, even if it’s looking at the most kinkiest porn with your favorite actor. Hopefully, you’ll imagine me, but I don’t care. Use it and start pumping that cock to get you to the end. When the orgasm starts to build, I want you to close your eyes, look up, and say, “That’s right, Lisa, you fucking town bicycle, take Daddy’s cock and make me explode. You fucking little slutty fuck toy. Fuck! Everyone’s used you and had you, now Daddy is going to explode all over that slutty Asian face, and then I’m going to piss all over it to clean my cum off before you suck my cock clean”! Now explode for me, men! Do it, and make it count. You have my permission to cum, and cum hard! Scream my name, while you cum! “Oh fuck Lisa! You’re the best! Swallow that cum!” while you spray your load all over my face and open mouth. Empty those nut sacks all over me. When you’re done, move to the bathroom quickly, look at my face, and pee in the toilet or shower, and tell me to drink it while shooting your pee all over my face and in my mouth. That’s right, Daddy. Lisa wants it. Lisa is a dirty, kinky girl, and the only thing that’ll make her happy is if you do it.

Now, when you clean up, I want you to imagine that it’s my tongue doing the cleaning up. That’s right, when you use your towel, sock, tissue, or whatever, pretend it’s my tongue, and tell me out loud how much of a good girl I was, and to lick everything clean. Make sure you verbalize Lisa and anything else you want to say that excites you. When you are done, I want you to say, “Thank you, Lisa, you’re such a good girl, and Daddy is pleased.” I hope you manly men enjoyed. Now, it’s time for my little bitches.

little bitches…

You need to change into easy-access clothes. Depending on what part of the country you are in, and what the weather is like, you will wear no underwear, with gym shorts, or sweats. I don’t care what kind of shirts you wear, just make sure they are easy to take off when directed to, little bitches. If you use some lube for masturbation, make sure you have it readily available.

You are going to go public for a bit and will drive somewhere with a public restroom. Bonus points if it’s an adult store. I would highly encourage you to bring some plastic trash bags. Don’t forget your lube if you use it. If you don’t have a car, then you will ride a bike or walk. I will allow you to choose where. I’d bring AirPods or an equivalent if I were you. You are allowed to get hard while traveling to your destination. In fact, I expect you to get hard. I don’t care how you get hard, but there will be no touching of your little pee-pees until I tell you. I know some of you are worried that people will see your erections through your shorts/sweat pants. I assure you that most of you won’t have to worry about that, given your, ahem, size. Some of you with size will enjoy it further, while I treat you like the little bitch you are.

Park, and go inside. If you don’t know where the restroom is, ask. Put your AirPods in and head to the bathroom. If you are in an adult store, then head to a video booth. Once you open the door to the video booth or restroom, start talking out loud like you are talking to me. You will say without knowing if there are others around, “Yes, Goddess Lisa, I have a small penis. I’m not worthy. Thank you for giving me permission to touch myself in public”. Then go into a bathroom stall and sit like the bitch you are. Guys, going into the video booth, I want you to rub your penises all over the video screen. Try to hump the video screen. Guys on the toilet can start touching themselves with their forefinger and thumb. I’m sure it’s not big enough for more than that. For my well-endowed bitches who are lucky enough to have something most women would enjoy, but they’re too much of a bitch to give it, you can use your whole fist to start pumping those penises. While each of you is doing as instructed, I want you to say out loud again, “Thank you, Goddess Lisa, for allowing me to pleasure myself. I am so grateful for your generosity. I can’t wait to get back home and eat all of my friend’s cum out of your pussy”. For those humping the video screens, you will say, “Thank you, Goddess Lisa, for allowing me to hump this video screen, and for letting me rub my little penis on it. I am so grateful for your generosity. I can’t wait to get back home and eat all of my friend’s cum out of your pussy”. You all should be rock hard at this point if not already, and then pull up your shorts/pants, and leave just like that. No cumming or anything.

If you were not able to drive, you head home and follow the same instructions I’m about to give to those who did drive. Get to your car, before getting in, get undressed outside, no shirt and no shorts/pants. If you brought empty plastic trash bags, put them on the seat. Adjust your seat so that it leans back a bit. You will do this while still naked with your car door open. I want you to position yourself in your car so that your back is on the seat, and your legs and ass are elevated against the back of the seat above you. Keep your AirPods on, or make sure your phone is connected to your car. You are about to masturbate in this position, with your back on the bottom of the seat, and your ass and legs against the back of the seat. Yes, you will be upside down. I’m sure some of you can see where this is going. 😈😈😈

Now, little bitches, if you use lube, start rubbing it on your ass. I want you to imagine that it is me licking your ass, but in reality, you know that would never happen, so I’d think about reality, and for a lot of you, that’s you being directed to rim me or even, insert reveal music, another man’s ass. Start to rim your ass with your finger while imagining how badly you want me to do it. Still, in reality, you know it will be you doing it to someone else, maybe me, if you’re lucky enough, or maybe if you are a good little bitch, I’ll give you the honor of rimming me and then licking my ass as deep as your tongue can go. Maybe, just maybe, if you are really good, I’ll feel sorry enough to rim you, but you have to be a really good little bitch. I want you to continue rimming your ass, and now start to insert your finger inside. I want you to wiggle it, and then go nice and deep as your finger will allow. Thank me. Thank me out loud, and make sure you always say it as Goddess Lisa while thanking me. Slide that slick finger in and out of your asshole. Tickle it, make it feel good, and if you know how to reach your prostate, I’ll allow it. I want you to get hard, so don’t be pathetic. Get hard. Think about what turns you on. Getting pegged by me, or my best friend Joy? Maybe you’d prefer something that is real and produces an explosion in your ass. Look at my blog, look at other things that turn you on. I don’t need to know, but I know most little bitches are cum eaters, so think about eating the cum of all your coworkers, friends, family, and anyone else out of my sweet, tight pussy. Do I dare make you lick your finger clean before moving on? Hmm… 🤔🤔🤔

Now, slowly slide, not pull out, slide your finger out of your ass, and trail it down your perineum to your balls. Lightly touch your balls. Tease them. Imagine if you were worthy enough for me to lick them, but we know that it will be you licking balls, now, don’t we? Maybe not, some of my little bitches are men who just like to be dominated a little. I can do that.

Keep caressing your balls. Make them feel exquisite. Then I want you to lightly touch those shafts until you get to the head. I know some of you are wishing it were long enough to put in your mouth. Such a nice thought, isn’t it? I want you to start stroking your penises. Get them hard. Make them full. Make sure they stay pointed at your face. Ask me out loud, “Are you going to make me cum all over my face, Goddess Lisa?” Stroke those penises, little bitches. You can use your phones now to listen to your favorite kinks. Listen to people getting fucked. Imagine that you are listening to me get fucked by a worthy cock, and all you can do is listen and play with yourself. I want you to thank me out loud again for allowing you to play with yourself while I get fucked by much superior cocks to your own. Ask me for permission to clean my pussy when these random cocks are done giving me what I need. SAY IT OUT LOUD, little bitches. Don’t disappoint me.

Find that rhythm that makes you feel so good, but I want you to edge to the brink, and then back off. I want you to do this several times to ensure that your little pee-pee explodes all over your face. That’s right, it’s the reason why you are upside down. You are going to shoot cum on your face. You are going to taste cum as if it came out of my pussy. Use that thumb and forefinger to make it feel good. Think about all the things you enjoy about me, think about your kinks, think about your favorite things that get you instantly hard, while you continue to stroke those penises. I want to see you explode. Make sure you edge in that parking lot while in your car. I want you to thrust those hips forward, while pointing that penis down towards your face when you let go. When you get close to cumming, ask me for permission to cum, ask me, “Goddess Lisa, can I have the honor of your blessing to cum? I want to cum all over my face, Goddess Lisa. Is it okay, can I?” Keep stroking your penis until you get to the breaking point, and ask for permission. Ask it out loud. If you ask out loud, you have permission. You have permission to cum all over your face. Make sure you shake your penis as the cum dwindles to ensure you fling more all over your face and chest.

When you are done, take a breath, and lightly touch your balls and penis again. Then, take a firm grasp of your penis, aim at your face, open your mouth, and pee. I want it all over your face. Clean the cum off. If you are a lame little bitch who only dribbled cum out onto your stomach or chest, or couldn’t get in position to obey me, then pee directly into your mouth. I don’t care, you don’t get to defy your Goddess. Pee everywhere until you are done. Then, get out of the car and get back in the normal way. Set your seat and head home. Do not clean up. When you get parked at home, you can get dressed and clean everything up, including yourself. When done, you will say out loud, “Thank you, Goddess Lisa. You’re the best!” Then go inside your place, and I permit you to cum again by whatever means works for you. Enjoy!

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