petit bureau obscur

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

call me crazy but there is actually no platonic reason to be listening to a voice clip of your partner saying “love you” over and over and over again to the point that even your neighbors are sick of hearing it