EVERY1 CHEER AND CLAP OR IM GONNA BLOW MYSELF UP!

shaking my head while I say things like "goldfish memory" and "shrimp colors" to indicate that while these are useful and vivid shorthands I don't support the scientific misconceptions that they're based on

its monday remember to cough blood into your handkerchief and faint and hit your head on a sharp corner and have a beautiful solemn funeral

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

back in high school used to fuck wit slenderman

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

consider three apples. now consider what "three" means in the absence of any apples, a three totally divorced from quantity. and consider that when you aren't looking, the numbers fuck each other

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove