Dr. Bitchcraft

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

this is what prank youtubers and content creators should have been doing this whole time instead of harassing minimum wage service employees at fast food restaurants

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

youre right, no one else can feel it for me