Multi-Madagascar

. Skipper learning what a SIMP is . : 

No penguin swims alone  

Me like every three days: 

I am once again asking for a Kowalski and Rico to join me and @privat3​

Nobody:..

Me like every three days:

I am once again asking for a Hans The Puffin blog.

Random quotes from random episodes. Feel free to edit pronouns/nouns as needed.

Baby ducklings! They’re so cute and THEY’RE ALL MINE!

I can taste sound. But that’s over now.

What part of “zip it” eludes you?! The “zip” or the “it”?!

Where is that trap door? Maybe it is this one. Or this one, I thought for sure it was one of these…

You’re just jealous I have a Lunacorn and you don’t.

I mean, have you even looked at this big, juicy, jumbo genius tenderloin? That’s grade-A science brain, baby!

Who can say no to a good old-fashion treasure hunt?

Well, if you are thinking what I think you’re thinking, I think it could be risky!

Yeah turns out that my kingdom is part of this Earth Planet that’s going to be destructoed…who knew.

[NAME]’s log. Through mysterious means I have escaped the watery doom.

See what am dealing with? You dream and dream of stealing a new body and when you do…Ha! Princess hairdresser!

WHY? WHY?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!?!?!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go ahead…. Suckers.

You maniac! You let him go too far! He’s built up too much psychotic pressure!

I also love you in the same way expressed previously… dude.

Well, well, well, it’s the penguins. I’d say that the four of you made one tiny mistake the last time we met… you didn’t finish me off.

McArthur’s starched short pants! I can’t believe how much time I’ve wasted with you!

Don’t eat the Puffin Puff Pastries! They’re evil!

Time travel. All you want to do is slap a hippy but instead you get multiple [NAME]’s.

Well, it’s high-tech inscription technology… from 1963!

Random quotes from random episodes. Feel free to edit pronouns/nouns as needed.

Remind me to swing back by here later to look for my lost dignity

We’re watching the leaves change!

Change into what?

I will not engage. I will not engage. I will not engage.

I say! Whatever are the gas masks for?

I pass no judgement on you lemurs and your sick deprived past times.

I just want to clone things.

I need results now!

[NAME], I am not having the best day and your abrasive results driven management style is not helping!

Oh why am I polka-dotted?

Down the mountain; it’s the quickest way to the ocean!

Yes, and technically falling off a building is the quickest way to the sidewalk.

Come on, Smart Guy, admit you’re delicious!

I have my gut, [NAME]. And my gut is always sure and true.

That looks suspiciously like a medieval torture device.

COME BACK HERE, [NAME]! TAKE IT LIKE A PENGUIN!

Prepare for punitive cuddles and hugs.

I just wanna hug him with my fist!

Is purple a vegetable?

Yeah I can’t work with this.

NO! I wasted the best years of my lonely, lonely life on these plans!

Humans are by nature lazy bums.

LET’S HEAR IT FOR GIBBERJABBER WOOOOOHOOO!

Ah closing time. Are there two sweeter words known to man or beast?

So wild…so free. Yet I know I could tame her.

[NAME], you sly dog.

We’re having fun. I order you to have fun.

What? I’m fluent in panic.

Kowalski: I perform.

It goes without saying that I'm a nerd, especially since I now present you with a venn diagram.

So……I had these screencaps laying around….Here. Have some nerd dorks.

Private: I'm cold...

Kowalski: It's okay, Private, we just need to gather together so we can share our body heat to keep you warm.

Private: What about you guys?

Kowalski: Don't worry, we'll be fine.

Private: Aren't you cold?

Kowalski: And are you warm now?

Private: Yeah.

Kowalski and Blowhole moments from Dr. Blowhole’s Revenge.

Mainly appreciation for the loving faces Kowalski makes towards being out at sea.

But also bonus images of the boat and of scared Kowalski who clings to the mast.