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i call this "worlds most toxic motivational poster".
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hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"
like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause
hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap
do NOT smoke weed beside them
obviously there’s nothing morally wrong with the projectionist lens through which a large portion of fandom operates but it does get kind of tiring to constantly feel like. hey guys what if we stopped talking about ourselves and instead talked about the character
and of course a degree of projectionism can be a very useful lens in certain circumstances, such as having unique insight into a character who shares certain aspects of your own experiences. but at the end of the day you still gotta recognize that there are going to be aspects of them that diverge from yourself
i do not understand people who say "dont date your friends." who are you supposed to date then? do you just find someone and try to date them?? and you dont even know them???? alloromantics are perplexing man wtf is this

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liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno
who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction
WE DID IT, TENNALINGS ❤️📺💐🎉!!
I made some buttons to celebrate. This was truly my World Cup . . .
with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy
congratulations my wonderufl tenna. love tv forever
i was thinking about this all morning.

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CONGRATULATIONS! <3
The sexymen this time around are
-Guy who looks cringe fail loser-y and is friends withh a alien rock(?)
-A TV I can't tell the canonical size of that seems like he has anxiety
-Absolute beefcake of a man I've only seen panty shots of
I know none of these men, but cheers, and as tradition, may the winner juice that fucking orange, amen
Tumblr sexyman 2026!
Congratulations Mr. Tenna, u did it! Hope to draw u more in the future because I literally finished playing all the chapters and am now hyperfixated. :]
Mirrior Mirrior on the wall play me some tunes
Donkeyboy whose pronouns are hee/haw
Sheepgirl whose pronouns are sheep/herd
And they're best friends who headbutt and kick people together
This too is yuri

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Congrats on winning Tumblr Sexyman of the year, Tenna!! 🥳🎉
I tanked this in like, 10 hours without much breaks, so please appreciate it LMAO
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