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Awseome QueenTenna vs The evil spam email haunting them Also Tenna folding under basically zero pressure and talking about the divorce. Anyway! This was made for my dear friend @lesbiantennas who makes such scrumptious QueenTenna fics over on AO3 (Everyone go read them now!!) and it was based off the headcanon they had from the winter newsletter Mike scene of Queen and Tenna discussing spamtons "dissapearance" and how theyre similar in ways because they would both do anything to stay with their lightners. Written text under the cut (along with some extra comic thoughts)

Queen: OMG And Then There Was Spamtong How Did I Forget Did You Know: Bro Just Stopped Paying Rent Tenna: He... He did, did he? Queen: Yes // Like // One Day He Just Couldn't Pay Anymore // Which Is Like // Kinda Sus TBH??? Should've Known He Was On Some Shady Stuff

Tenna: Ha... HA! AHAHA! I knew I shouldn't have trusted that little scammer He - HA - He played me for a fool since day 1 If I had known it was all fake I would have... ha... ha... I should have kicked to the curb when I had the chance...

Tenna: How could I have been so stupid Ha - He - Haha! He could have said something you know? He, I, I could've I could've helped him Would've He just had... to say something Why? Why didn't he say something??

Tenna: Say anything??? How was I supposed to know that- Queen: *Stare* Tenna: … That *Shakey inhale* ... I knew

Tenna: I knew I shouldn't have done it Mike they... they warned me *Slide* About the consequences if I made him sign it But I had no choice I had to know his secret (my family they...) To being a Big Shot (I had to) Spamton: Tenna... Tenna: To keeping the family together (I didn't have a choice. I'ts not my fault. I needed to) Spamton: You're really serious about this... huh... Tenna: I needed to know

Tenna: *Wrrrr Wrrrr* *Scribble* *Scribble* But it would have been FINE! We would have become big together We would have fixed everything TOGETHER!!! *RING* Spamton: I... Should take this... Tenna: I would have helped him

*Tap tap tap tap tap...* Tenna: I would have *hff hff* *hff hff hff hff* I could have ... I (But it was just garbage noise)

Tenna: ... Was it wrong of me To go through with the deal? Knowing what I knew? Does that make me a bad person? Do you ... Hate me for it? Queen: Before I Answer Your First Question // I Must Query My Own Firstly: Why Did Your Guy Know About The Consequences Secondly: Why Did They Not Disclose What The Consequences Were // When They Were Clearly: Bad

Queen: Is That Not Weird To You <WEIRD> Tenna: No... I didn't question it o-of course I didn't question it! I mean it's Mike! Why would I question Mike?! She's right... That is weird Queen: Now Onto Your Question Yes // What You Did Was Awful Tenna: h-huh? Queen: You Knew It Wasn't A Good Idea <TRUE> Tenna: *Hh...* Queen: You Said You Cared About Him Yet You Went Through With The Deal Anyway And That Is Horrible Tenna: *Shrink Wrrrr Wrrrr hff hff hff hfff* Queen: And

Queen: And I Would Have Done The Same Thing If It Was Me // If It Was My Purpose // If It Was About Noelle // If My Place In Her Life Was On The Line I Would Have Made The Same Choice Without Hesitating So Even Though What You Did Was Terrible I Can Never Judge You For It Nor Hate You For It

Tenna: *Grow* Queen: Because I Would Have Done The Same <TRUE> And Ha Ha That Would Make Me A: Hypocrite Wouldn't It <TRUE> Tenna: *Hic Sniff Sob* Queen: Do Not Fret // This Conversation Will Remain Encrypted To Anyone But Us Tenna: Thank you... Queen Queen: Of Course

Ma, there’s a weird cat outside