under construction

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

Y’all Flint has clean water now. I mean it’s not like purified crystal clean gods tears but it’s as good as any other city water now. Plus we all have filters anyway. The main problem these days is that no one trusts the water anymore, but it is clean.

@keyhollow

King

How does a dude end up with anorexia though? I’m assuming he’s straight…

What an ignorant ass question. Men are not immune to eating disorders, and neither are heterosexuals. Seriously what the hell kind of question is that?

Seriously, good on this person for their recovery. It’s a tough road. 

If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.

If the fic doesn’t have multiple scenes where two people almost kiss but then don’t because of a contrived interruption that they are both grateful for and angry about, until the desperate reader is forced every other paragraph to mutter, “this is fucking ridiculous, this is bullshit, I’m so fucking mad, please update sooooooooooon,” then it isn’t a slow burn. It is a romance and that is a lovely thing but. Slow burns should feel like being set on fire unto your death but the tinder is people not kissing and the spark is people who don’t admit they love each other and the whole thing is. You know. Slow.

I once read a slow burn where the main pairing didn’t even speak to each other ontil 80k words in

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read and the only true slow burn fic

Somewhat out of character for either of them, but it’s so goddamn charming I’mma give it a pass.

Thank you, how very kind. This pose was based on a piece of Shallura fanart my Shiro has seen once and we thought it might be fun to try that pose.

If you want some art, y'all Then give my pal Keaton a call!

@orestiadcosplay is an absolute babe♡

@some-stupid-nerd-shit Hi! I'm sorry I'm so late, but here's an answer to your question~