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men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

The older I get, no.

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point