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âYour ancestors are amazed at all your spices!â
âYour ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!â
âYour ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and youâ
Itâs all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!
Stop resurrecting them to show off!
waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.
And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!
Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.
also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.
help Iâm having ideas beyond my available free time
help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

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not she berry or he berry but no berry
and that is berry good
that post about âyou get bandits when you cut soldiers loose without payâ reminds me of the Thirty Years War, because one could say that beneath all the religious schisms and diplomatic jockeying, the heart of the thirty years war was âwhat happens when you have a state with just enough capacity to raise massive armies but without enough financial capacity to actually pay those armiesâ and the answer is that the line between professional armies and roving gangs of bandits disappears and every time you try to raise an army it just becomes another independently acting wildfire devouring the countryside. No matter how bad things get, every day I wake up and thank my lucky stars that I do not live in 17th century Europe. Or 17th century China. Or the 17th century Americas. Or basically anywhere in the 17th century.
One of my favorite little anecdotes about ancient mercenaries is that it was tradition for most of history to give your mercenaries two wages- "Bread" and "Gravy." Both were set at a daily value, but where "Bread" was intended to cover regular maintenance and life stuff and therefore paid out frequently (Here's your week's meal and gear repair budget!) the "Gravy" wage was paid out exclusively at the end of the contract as one lump sum. So like, your gravy wage and bread wage might be one silver coin per day each, so you're getting a handful of coins every week to cover food, and then at the end of an 800 day campaign, you get a wheelbarrow with 800 coins.
Employers liked offering this structure because then they didn't have to like, try to guess how long the invasion of spain will take and then carry 800 coins per soldier around the battlefield where it could be captured. It also gives them the chance to budget around the assumption that they take an enemy city and *find* vast sums of treasure even if they don't have the full value at the beginning of the war.
The main flaw of this system is that it's very easy to end up in a scenario where if you have, say, 50,000 guys that have been fighting for 800 days, you now owe 40 million silver to your army, and if the budget has not worked out to a 40 million surplus, you literally can't afford to end the war, but you can probably afford to pay them for a couple more weeks. So then you have to start thinking creatively.
Anyway across all time and history a lot of generals were ultimately beaten to death by men chanting gravy.
can I get a source on the use of that term, bread and gravy wages?
I assume that's a more modern historian coming up with a clever characterization of army pay, but all I've been able to find is either sites talking about modern fast food wages or else a thousand articles about "why ancient roman soldiers were paid in salt"
if it is a historian's invention I think I wanna read what else this person has to say
Don't know what @probabilitydirigible 's source was, but Bret Devereaux was writing about this subject recently, and mentioned the Classical sources calling them ÏÎŻÏÎżÏ (bread) and áœÏÏΜÎčÎżÎœ (sauce).
(I had a brief moment of recognition reading that, because "opsonins" in immunology are a category of proteins that stick to foreign objects and make them tasty to your immune cells.)
This week weâre going to take a look at mercenaries in the ancient Mediterranean world! This was one of the runners-up in the latest ACOUP S
You all need to hear this:
1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and
2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.
yeah i like project hail mary a normal amount <- guy who watched the movie and cried 15+ separate times

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[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks
Donât get it twisted. I ship Merthur but respect the fact Gwen is Arthurâs wife but also respect the fact Gwen has a girlfriend (Morgana) and that Merlin has a second boyfriend (Gwaine) and Arthur, Merlin, and Gwen all share their other boyfriend (Lancelot)
And Gwaine has another boyfriend (Percival) who has his own boyfriend (Elyan) andâ
i hate it when game devs put âfixed several issuesâ in patch notesÂ
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are like âfixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, theyâd become the size of a skyscraperâÂ
i wanna read those. tell me those.Â
Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one⊠because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value⊠which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortressâ net worth skyrocketed⊠a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.
Reblogging for the explanation of what âadjusted value of beesâ actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.
Okay but youâve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all âFlying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedyâÂ
Actually I lied itâs the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that heâd given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbingÂ
This has to be my favorite patch note ever
I told Miyazaki I love the âgratuitous motionâ in his films; instead of every movement being dictated by the story, sometimes people will just sit for a moment, or they will sigh, or look in a running stream, or do something extra, not to advance the story but only to give the sense of time and place and who they are.
âWe have a word for that in Japanese,â he said. âItâs called ma. Emptiness. Itâs there intentionally.â
Is that like the âpillow wordsâ that separate phrases in Japanese poetry?
âI donât think itâs like the pillow word.â He clapped his hands three or four times. âThe time in between my clapping is ma. If you just have non-stop action with no breathing space at all, itâs just busyness, But if you take a moment, then the tension building in the film can grow into a wider dimension. If you just have constant tension at 80 degrees all the time you just get numb.â
Which helps explain why Miyazakiâs films are more absorbing and involving than the frantic cheerful action in a lot of American animation. I asked him to explain that a little more.
âThe people who make the movies are scared of silence, so they want to paper and plaster it over,â he said. âTheyâre worried that the audience will get bored. They might go up and get some popcorn.
But just because itâs 80 percent intense all the time doesnât mean the kids are going to bless you with their concentration. What really matters is the underlying emotionsâthat you never let go of those.
â Roger Ebert in conversation with Hiyao Miyazaki
This illustrates perfectly my issues with the âevery moment in every scene in every chapter has to advance the plotâ advice for story writing. If thereâs never a moment thatâs just there, there because the story or the characters require it, if thereâs never a chance to catch your breath and simply be in the story, can the story truly live? Or is it only a patchwork of moments?

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You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
Bloopers are movie aftercare and itâs fucked up that we got rid of them