^^.

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

@noelle217

This is adorable

good example of how the more messy and complicated answers are sometimes the right ones

Are you saying the sun and planets orbit the earth?

Thousand year old debates still echo in this website

Me n the girls

new yorkers having fun

For the sake of giving credit, these illustrations are from Women’s Hats, Headdresses, and Hairstyles by Georgine de Courtais.

thank you! i’ll add the attribution to the original post. :)

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?