The Mome Raths Outgrabe

I did not know this.

i want there to be less information on this post please

Felt the need to add that the very last thing isn’t quite accurate, while human eyes can and do rotate, they only do so a few degrees (not sure exactly but something like 15 degrees). That’s why when you turn your head your field of vision rotates too.

raise your hand if your autism stayed the same or even got more obvious as you reached adulthood instead of going away completely like autism parents think is supposed to happen

10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂

mood

I totally feel Joanne on this

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

her house looks like a taco bell

it is

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

are you an oversized sweater bisexual or an oversized flannel shirt bisexual

stop trying to make bisexuals choose things

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

@flynntkotzaff @artnerd1123 GUYS WE NEED TO DO THIS

i think snapchat should let our bitmojis fuck

this gave me a stroke I can’t stop laughing

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea