Valar Morghulis

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

Real

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food