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Les enfants du plombs

Pain killer.

C'est toujours la meeeeme merde :

Ya un truc dangereux.

Ya des règles pour que me trucs dangereux ne nous tue pas (precautions, interdiction simple)

Ya un connard le plus riche du coin dis que c'est quand même trop de règles, et les abaissent en tsum tsum

Des gens crèvent

D'autres repèrent le problèmes

Le connard riches utilisent sont bagou et des mensonges pour que la population se retourne contre les victimes et ceux qui parlent.

Au procès il perd quand même parce que ça reste un gros mytho qui a détruit la santé des gens.

Et là, tu vois le gouvernement nous rebalancer les neonicotinoides. Et te dire que ya pas de soucis.

Humor Recs

A Pear and a Portal by glowingjellyfishtreelights

Summary:

When Link comes across an odd mass of darkness swirling in the middle of the Great Sea, of course he has has to investigate! Such a strange new sight needs sussing out, and Link is willing to use every puzzle-solving tool he has at his disposal to do so- up to and including a certain little pear.

He probably shouldn't have pulled out the pear.

Desultory Desert Doldrums by glowingjellyfishtreelights

Summary:

“More sand,” Wind whispered, with wide, moon-blank eyes.

“Okay, did someone get cursed? Is that what’s happening here?” Legend demanded, turning on his heel to scowl at everyone as they exited the portal with equal suspicion. The budding freckles forming under his healing sunburn did not make his glare less menacing. “If someone got cursed, speak up now.”

“I don’t think this is a curse,” Four said, unenthusiastically rubbing at a charred spot on his leggings. “If it was, we’d be able to do something about it.”

“I don’t like this,” Hyrule said, as though coming to a realization. “I don’t like this? I don’t want to be in the desert any more. Can we leave?”

“Depends. Can you break curses?”

“Or, since it’s probably not a curse," Four said, “as these are portals leading to set locations, how’s your ability to teleport?”

Or: the boys go to the desert. And then another desert. And then another desert-

Full Emotional Experience Recs

Gone Like The Wind by moonphoenix23

Summary:

Lana is desperate, the war has been going on for a while and she needed someone good. Someone who could help Link beat not just Cia, but also Ganondorf and Volga and all of them.

Who better than the Hero of Legend who killed Ganon four times? Wait a second--That's not the hero, that's a merchant. Second try, surely this time--nope, that's a girl from an island. Third time is the charm, right?

Wind saw that portal forming and he knew it was after his brother. There was no way he was letting it have him.

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TLDR: Wind gets yoinked into the War of Eras during the Linked Universe adventure. This results in some emotional struggles, some mischief, found family, and a lot of violence.

Linked Souls

Summary:

Link is only a child the first time his soul reaches out to his brothers. An act that will change all their lives, yet change very little in the grand scheme of fate. At least none of them will ever truly be alone again.

Once forged, some bonds last beyond life, death, and even time itself.

Of all the Links, I think Wind is the one that is most likely related to Sky directly through the royal Hyrulean line. Why? My main reasoning is simple: He’s the only Link who can canonically shoot light arrows from his own magic.

(Hyperlinked dates copy pasted from the official timeline)

The Hootsman I'm willing to handwave because he's a cyborg. Ralathor I'm not even going to ATTEMPT to figure out. But what, pray tell, is up with the McFife family tree?!

Are they supposed to have one Angus per generation? Because if so, ain't no way in HELL their lifespan works like ours. Angi II-IV would've had to reproduce around the age of 100 to make the math check out. And then what, 450 years for Angi VI-XIII?

The only explanation I can think of is that they had a whole bunch of daughters between II and V, but they kept the McFife surname while marrying and continued to rule Fife in the same way as the lads, so maybe there just wasn't a whole lot of boys in those generations for whatever reason.

The 400 years for Angi VI-XII I can comprehend a little more easily, assuming that they're capable of spawning more Angi while well into their 50s like I. Not sure how healthy it is and what their fucking natural lifespan is if they don't get nuked or yeet themselves into a volcano, but sure, okay.

lol. lmao even.

Maybe if Jax could get over despising Annabelle for daring to exist. And handle being the butt of the joke a bit better.

Because Ann would love a good natured prank war Until then it's probably -Ann does some silly prank -Jax inflicts immense harm on her, so she doesn't do it again.