Charlie: Okay guys! In todays group I thought we could open up a little and discuss our fears!
Angel: Well this is gonna be a shit-show.
Charlie: Iโll go first, *inhales* โฆโฆโฆ..I am afraid of failing everyone around me which then leads to everyone becoming dissapointed in me and in doing so the teeny tiny piece of respect I still have for myself will crumble away and Iโll loose all hope of ever feeling anything other than regret and self loathing.
Cherri: Jesus fucking Christโฆ
Lucifer: I donโt think you can really blame Yehoshua for that oneโฆ he has it too, โฆpretty sure it just runs in the family.
Vaggie: Comin on a little too strong babe!
Charlie: Oooookay! angel! you next.
Angel: Vaggieโs beef-sandwich.
Vaggie: -WHY THE FUCK-DONT BRING UP MY-
Charlie: -SHSHSHHHHH!!! Vaggie wait!โฆ. Okay angelโฆ is there a reason why?
Angel: I dunnoโฆ cos vaginas look like slimy alien mouths?
Charlie: Iโฆ could understand your depictionโฆ but why Vaggieโs in particular?
Angel: Iโฆ I dunno cos her skin is fuckin grey?
Angel: a-andโฆ when I think about grey skinโฆโฆ all I can see is the corpse of my first hit when I was 13, pops made me take em out to the docks a-andโฆโฆโฆ. Bodies donโt exactly sinkโฆ so I had to watch as it slowly drifted out to seaโฆ it took several hours.
Charlie: Thank you for sharing with us ange-
Cherri: My turn!!! Iโve got a massive fuckin fear of my clit falling off.
Charlie: oh, โฆ..Uhmโฆ why may that be?
Cherri: The fuck you mean? Iโd say thatโs a valid fuckin fear.
Vaggie: -Its fucking weird is what it is! why would that be your fear???
Cherri: I had a bad trip and I couldnโt find my cunt when I wanted to slam my-
Charlie: -OKAYYYY next up is Alastor!
Alastor: hm?โฆ Oh, Charlotte dear you should just skip me, I have no fears.
Lucifer: oh! Wait char! I know this!!! You gotta talk in murder-language. Itโs not fears itโs โWeaknessesโ
Charlie: oh! Okayโฆ Alastor could you share with us one of your weaknesses?
Alastor: HA! Absolutely not.
Lucifer: Seriously? You canโt spare one single weakness you would rather be without?
Alastor: hmโฆ. Alrightโฆโฆ. being undead but still having the ability to die a second death.
Lucifer: Boom, Fear of mortality.
Alastor: โฆ.Itโs not a fear, I just find it a unnecessaryโฆ. But I suppose yours would be the opposite.
Lucifer: Pff! Fear of Immortality??? Bitch I AM immortal, I canโt be afraid of myself!
Alastor: hmmmmโฆ Noโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.. But you may be afraid of the limitless eternity that awaits you, after all of Heaven and Hell cease to exist, Leaving you to drift aimlessly beyond the end of time, With only your memories to keep you company, Until they too slowly disappear and you once again return to the blank slate of a newly formed angel, Patiently waiting for a new purpose to fulfill.
Alastor: โฆ..Well! Iโd say that was quite- *Gets hit in the face by a rubber duck*
