And You Thought Nine Heroes Together Were Bad

*Rinku and Legend texting* Rinku: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely. Legend: Isn't Warriors there? Rinku: Yes but I like you more.

Hyrule: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

Wild: Hey, Rinku! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION? Rinku: What the hell is that supposed to mean? Wild: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. Rinku: Rinku: That’s one way to say it, I guess…

Wild: You need to be more careful! Twilight, who was dragged into Wild's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

Vio: *on the phone with Wind* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit. Wind: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you. Vio: Maybe.

Wind: Rinku, I know you love Four. I mean, we all do, he's a very nice person and I respect him immensely. Wind: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.

Warriors: Don’t mansplain this to me! Rin: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you! Warriors: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

Time: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Time: Anyways, you said Wind is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

Red: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. Legend: How so? Red: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Wild: None of those words are in the Bible! Wind: Psalm 119:105. “And Jesus said unto his followers, should a manlet incel attempt to mansplain the blockchain to a girlboss, may she waste his time and yassify his blorbos” Wild: HE DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT!

Warriors: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults! Time: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best? Warriors: Obviously. Now, Vio, pass the shovel.

Wild: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Wind: We could attack them with hummus. Wild: I stand corrected. Wind: Just keeping things in perspective.

Four: You know, on second thought, Gum would be perfection. Twilight: *Gives him a strange look and hands him a piece of gum* Four: *Thinking* Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.

Rinku: Play to your strengths. Wild: I haven’t got any!

Hyrule: I love hearing Time shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.