Just a silly little guy

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

*pervert voice* okay so im the princess and youre the knight sworn to protect me

people are always like "girls and gays" and then include lesbians in neither

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the rims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now