my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.

this couldn't have ended any more perfectly

idfk what im supposed to do anymore man. nothing's working, nothing's improving, shit's only getting worse. pretend im saying comms are fucking 90% off atp so i can have some reason not to include myself in a statistic. idfk. i cant think straight, everythings just a load of nothing now.

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

no, to punk is to love

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground