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Ok, chart time. KHR Undying Will Flames into divided into a cohesive whole (Pretty sure somebody already did this like this)
So we have 3 axis under the Sky (which would be Sky Flames / Unity)
So the X axis is the axis of Reality: Storm and Mist flames represent everything that is, that could be and isn't.
The Y axis is the axis of Change: Lighting and Rain flames are everything that changes and everything that doesn't.
And the the Z axis is the Axis of Replication (I guess it should be named Parallel): Basically, it just represents every possible configuration of anything that can exist. Cloud and Sun flames multiply stuff in different ways with a lot of room for variation and evolution.
These axis represent the world, Reality affects Space, Change affects Time and Replication affects Parallels.
So, the Trinisette
The Mare Sky ring controls Replication, and it lets the user get to see parallel realities and go insane through overload.
The Sky arcobaleno gets Change, that let's her see the future, we'll not really, Yuni got that from her family... I think. The arcobaleno get transformed into babies though.
The Vongola sky ring get Reality, so they get to see every other user of the ring since their creation. Apparently, they can also be reforged, cool.
Anyways, an idiot would think that getting the trinisette would let him change the world. It probably wouldn't.
BTW I might be insane, don't know how much if this actually holds up to close inspection. It's 1 am and I'm very hyper.
okay i want to preface this by saying that i love the idea and even more i love the gradients on the chart arrows that you put there
but i am sorry to say this theory does not hold up to close inspection at all
the reason for that is that rain-lighting and sun-cloud axis don't inspect flames close enough
allow me to start with lighting-rain (totally different thing from rain-lighting btw they are not the same at all nuh uh). you put fluidity-solidity here but by doing so you compare apples to butter. yes rain flame has a certain fluidity to it but the action it performs is actually slowing down. in the same matter lighting flame solidifies but if you had to describe its physical property that would be electricity. you get either slowing-solidifying or fluidity-electricity axis, but you can't mix them up the way you did.
as for cloud-sun axis... well, first of all, iris. she exists. a cloud flame user who uses her cloud flames to expand the organic matter of. um. her slaves. yeah. it's a thing that happened.
but if we want to ignore that (altho valuable flame lore) we still have skull who does this
just cuz. sorry i just love this image. he is also said to be nearly immortal with it being implied (although not stated!) that it is due to his high regeneration which he would have to use cloud flames for.
but you also don't take in account the actual mechanism of sun flame regeneration. they do not replicate the organic matter. they accelerate whatever they're used on the same way rain flames slow it down. the body heals itself because that's what bodies do. sun flames won't make your carrot into two carrots. that's what cloud flame is for. but sun flames will make your carrot grow faster.
stepping away from carrots the logical extreme of sun flame application can also be dangerous because accelerate too much and your body will start falling apart the way it naturally does when we get old. which does not happen with cloud replication where instead we get unnatural shapes
still i have to commend you for trying to apply the flame axis to trinisette. especially the change for arcobaleno who are said to be like anchors in timeline. appearing in specific points, disappearing in other. that would be cool af if it could be tied in fluidity-solidity
Hi bestie! Are we maybe feeling some type of way about kyoko lately? 😂😆
I am always feeling some type of way about Kyoko let's be so real here 😂 Don't mind my queue spitting out like all of your Kyoko tag lol
But since we're here, I'd like to take the opportunity to ramble about my girl for a bit:
Firstly, it is so so so important to me that she's a girly girl. She's the class idol! She wears pink! She likes cake and cute things and pretty dresses! She fits into the gender norms expected of her in a way I never did, and I have worked so hard on learning to love those things for her and other characters like her.
Secondly, she is so incredibly kind to pretty much everyone. Incredibly soft-spoken, mild mannered, almost endlessly cheerful and optimistic and so incredibly naive. The only time we really see her reach for violence (as far as I know/remember) is when Reborn shoots her with the Dying Will Bullet the first time and she immediately marches downstairs to have Words™ with Nana about calling Tsuna "No good". This girl, who literally asked her brother not to fight because she couldn't bear seeing him get hurt, is ready to throw hands over one of her friends being called "No good". Which I think says a lot about her priorities tbh.
(The wiki also says she lunges at Mochida when he names her as a prize in the Kendo match against Tsuna, which I don't think made it into the anime and I'm a bit mad about that now ngl. Justice for Kyoko and her secret violent tendencies 😤)
But it also says a lot about her considerations for social graces. She only confronts Nana because the Dying Will Bullet strips away her inhibitions. You could absolutely get into the weedy tangle of where her enjoyment of typical girly things (cake, shopping, cute things, etc) may meet feelings of being trapped within the social expectations of being the school idol and proper behavior for a girl her age.
I also think she has a lot of potential for losing some of that naivety as she grows older, and perhaps gets more embedded in the mafia. I love poking at the spine hidden beneath her mild-mannered face (and may have been influenced by reading BAMF Kyoko fics back in high school lol). Like maybe she does have a lust of violence that matches her brother's. Maybe, like Tsuna, she never wants to fight but will if she must. Maybe she cries while holding the gun and ultimately can't bring herself to shoot it. We don't know! And that's just so fun to ponder >:3
Honestly, her childhood dream of becoming a prima ballerina with a back-up plan of becoming a cop really exemplifies everything about her in my opinion. The love of beauty, grace, elegance, the arts, and the sense of justice, need to protect, aspirations of becoming a pillar in her community, faith in the societal system around her <- general impressions of why she may be drawn to those careers. Also, becoming a prima ballerina in particular is not easy. It takes a lot of ambition, determination, and self-discipline to do. That is a pro athlete kind of career, which is another parallel to her brother.
TLDR: I love my incredibly kind, arguably somewhat feral, princess character <3
the younger ones left the Vongola at damon's instigation, they were the most tender-hearted, unable to bear the sins of the vongola after giotto
I don't know why I thought of this, but please, if Secando wanted the vongola and took advantage of the fact that Damon betrayed Giotto and joined his side, why would he leave her directly to his son while he was still young?
I mean, in the episode where they appeared, they looked like they were at the age when they passed the succession to the next person
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пост писался по большей части для того, чтобы как-то упорядочить в формате текста все мои рассуждения на этот счёт и послужить универсальной шпаргалкой для будущих фанфиков.
пламя посмертной воли мы впервые видим в 1 главе, его зажигает пуля Вонголы. сначала принцип её действия нам показывают, а потом и объясняют через Реборна:
таким образом мы узнаём, что пламя разжигается последним желанием, которое, по своей сути, представляет собой сожаление о чём-либо.
для себя я выделяю два типа сожаления:
пассивное ("эх, как же жалко, что я так поступил, но с этим ничего не поделать")
активное ("эх, как бы я хотел исправить это!"). притом оно также делится на два вида: а) осуществимое и б) неосуществимое или невозможное (например, вернутся во времени).
по этой моей классификации, в "Реборне" сожаление в основе пламени посмертной воли относиться условно к типу 2.а, т.е. это осуществимое активное сожаление.
что это значит в контексте итории?
перефразируя: пуля Вонголы даёт шанс на взвращение тем, кто перед смертью сожалеет о чём-то, что в моменте здесь и сейчас можно исправить. иначе пуля остаётся просто пулей.
таким образом, для посмертной воли требуется только одно:
"сожаление", запускающее перерождение и, следовательно, разжигающее пламя, должно быть довольно обыденным или совершившимся в моменте (как например, в той же 1 главе мы видим в поединке с Мочидой)
именно благодаря "мелочности" или сиюминутности сожаления, его возможно разрешить за ограниченное время действия пули.
условие соблюдается на протяжении всей первой арки повседневности. во всех последующих от активного изображения "сожаления" отказались, чтобы снизить градус комедии и сделать упор на сёнан.
естественно, находясь в боевой обстановке, мы более склонны сожалеть о моментах, связанных с той же битвой, потому смещение акцентов в том, как Тсуна зажигает пламя/переходит в гипер-режим, от того, как это было представлено в истории изначально, воспринимается как логичное. хотя механизм зажжения пламени сменился сначала с пули на пилюли, а потом и вовсе на усилие воли (иронично!), он, как мне кажется, использовал тот же принцип, то есть опирался на сиюминутное активное сожаление до самого конца истории.
что же отличает типы пламени посмертной воли между собой? отличия в сожалениях?
попытки обобщить и типировать характерные черты обладателей каждого вида пламени достойны отдельной лирической серии, а пока оставим этот аспект в стороне.
конечно же, сожаление всегда однотипно, но работать с ним можно по-разному. в этом и заключается моя теория пламени.
бей-беги-замри - виды реакции в стрессовых ситуациях, они довольно хорошо известны. но также выделяют четвёртую: присоединиться/лебезить.
некоторые ещё говорят про пятую: отстранение/отключение/крах - но для того, чтобы исправить то, о чём ты сожалеешь, (ради чего и зажигается пламя) она не имеет значения. если остальные 4 "высекают искры", то 5 - "заливает угли водой".
разные реакции обсуславливают разные стратегии выживания и, следовательно, определяют различия между разными типами пламени посмертной воли.
в формировании стратегии выживания, помимо реакций бей-беги-замри-приспособься, принимают участие множество факторов: темперамент, черты характера, привычки и система персональных ценностей. помимо индивидуальных особенностей, на мой взгляд, нельзя списывать со счетов и усвоенное воспитание, перенятые из социума установки по типу корейского принципа "палли-палли" ("скорей-скорей") или более универсального "умри но сделай".
один и тот же человек может выбирать разные стратегии, исходя из контекста. этим и объясняется возможность обладать несколькими видами пламени.
по стратегии типы пламени распределяются следующим образом:
бей (ураган, облако)
беги (туман)
замри (гроза)
присоединиться (солнце, дождь)
небо может одновременно относится ко всем и одновременно ни к одной из выше перечисленных стратегий, небо всегда стоит отдельно
не только внешнее. характеристики пламени
у разных видов пламени можно определить различия в конкретных цифрах. как то:
структура искр, которая определяет плотность и концентрацию пламени
ниже диаграммы и графики с усреднёнными показателями
также на этих "графиках" я постаралась изобразить, основываясь на упомянутых характеристиках, насколько хорошо могут сочетаться разные виды пламени между собой (рисунок Б.1), как достигается семицветная гармония, какой принцип лежит в её основе (рисунок Б.2).
описание обозначений графиков
А: изображение волн пламени, можно проследить, как они формируются, как накладываются, нейтрализуя друг друга, и определить, у каких видов пламени есть возможность для появления техники прорыва точки нуля.
Б.1: прямые стрелки - сочетаются стабильно хорошо; волнистые стрелки - нейтрально, не хорошо, не плохо; пунктирные - только при определённых условиях, например, если носители в хороших отношениях.
Б.2: "пламенное колесо". в центре нейтральное небо. две полярные противоположности - создание (туман) и разрушение (ураган) - запускают "гармоничный круговорт": туман -> солнце (стимуляция) -> гроза (кристаллизация) -> ураган -> дождь (нейтрализация) -> облако (умножение) -> туман и т.д.
i don't think gokudera and tsuna disagree with each other very often. they know each other very well and tsuna always listens to gokudera's criticism, and gokudera still often indulges tsuna, so if they suddenly disagree, it's a huge problem. tsuna CAN force gokudera to do what tsuna wants, but for him, it feels like shooting himself in the face. yamamoto is easier in this regard, because he calmly endures gokudera's screams and hysterics, just as he can withstand tsuna's anger. the problem is that if you listen to yamamoto, you can come to an absolutely idiotic decision, either in the "friendship is magic" style OR in the varia style. and it's not clear which is worse.
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I think about that writing prompt about a hero ending up in the villains' group chat i reblogged back then sometimes. How i immediately felt like having tsuna in the hero's role, and then very predictably paired him up with the arcos as the villains lol. I'm not sorry about it. <3
So there's tsuna who isn't actually a hero but a nobody civilian, who first thinks this is someone playing a prank on him because no way he just got added to the actual group chat of one of the most notorious group of villains in the world. Tsuna who goes from "um, hi? Can i help you?" But then never actually gets to "i think there was some kind of mistake here" because the arcos are a bunch of yappers.
And at some point between "who the fuck is that?" "Is he one of you guys' underlings?" "Since when are we adding underlings to this group chat?" "Why don't you just hold a press conference to reveal all of our most sensitive information on live tv while you're at it, skull?", skull goes "i added him on purpose!!!" You know, like a liar. He IS the one who added tsuna, and judging by the others' reactions, he clearly wasn't meant to, but he doesn't remember why the hell it was on his to-do-list to do then?? Also the guy's profile picture and name don't even ring any fucking bell. Wait, was he supposed to add him to his underlings' group chat instead?? Ugh, whatever!!!
(Did tsuna... apply to become a group of villains' underling? He doesn't remember that.)
"What purpose?" The arcos continue to yap. "Aren't we always bitching about how nobody ever reads what the others have to say on here??" Skull says. "Well, there you have it! He can keep track of it and let us know of the important things!"
(Did tsuna... apply for this specific position as an underling?? He doesn't remember that either.)
"Why the fuck are you deciding that on your own?" Tsuna reads with a steadily increasing ominous feeling, because these guys sure seem to take this prank very seriously. "Is he even trustworthy?" "Haven't you guys ever heard of a trial period?" Skull defends. "And WHERE is he gonna let us know of those important things again??" They ignore him. "In the same group chat we never read???" "YOU'RE READING IT RIGHT NOW AREN'T YOU???? FUCK YOU--"
"I actually already have a job, so..." Tsuna says, to which the arcos instantly go off on him because "why the fuck did you apply then???" And also "so???" Skull says, because his reputation is on the line here. "Just quit???"
(Did Tsuna really apply to this job, though? He guesses he must have, right? But did he really, though?
For the life of him, he really just can't remember.)
"Well, i kind of need the money, so..." He tries again, and feels himself lose 3 years of his life when they all go silent for a bit.
"You think we make our underlings work for free??" They start talking again all at the same time. "YOU THINK I DON'T PAY MY UNDERLINGS THE JUST SALARY FOR THEIR WORK????" Skull says, outraged. "PLUS ALL THE BENEFITS MIND YOU," he adds, because the FUCK does tsuna take him for???? "Well, i guess he at least won't have any problems saying the things he wants to say to us," reborn says.
"Well," tsuna keeps typing in a momentary lapse of sanity, "how much are we talking about...?"
"What do you mean how much?" The arcos keep yapping. "Didn't you read the contract?" "Didn't skull make you one?" "YES I DID," skull lies. ("THERE MUST HAVE BEEN AN ISSUE WHEN I SENT IT THE FIRST TIME," he keeps lying in tsuna's dms. "I'LL SEND IT AGAIN SOON.") "Do you just commit to things you don't know about?" "Are you stupid?", meanwhile skull sends in the group chat ten times the amount he usually offers, just to make sure to get one over the other arcos about how he's the one paying his underlings the most.
And, well. It sure IS more than what tsuna's current job pays him. Plus all the benefits?
"Am i really talking to the real arcobaleno?" He finally brings himself to ask before the offered money can make him lose all sense of self-preservation.
"Is your current job being a comedian?" Is the first answer he gets. "LMAO" "Whose dumbfuck wannabe villains out there would dare to use our names, let alone pretend to be us?" "Do we have to go on a purge again and remind everyone why they shouldn't do that?"
"Please don't," tsuna quickly types and sends in dawning and horrifying realization.
Is this really happening? Are they really the arcobaleno?
They sure act like it.
"Don't tell us what to do." "Who the fuck asked for your opinion?"
"I won't kill anyone," tsuna takes the opportunity to say while they're on the subject. "And would like to be the least involved possible in any of your killings. Or crimes in general," he adds as an afterthought.
To which the arcos instantly go off on him again because "But YOU applied to work with US????" "Why the fuck keeping track of a group chat would involve you killing anyone??" "Who is it you're saying you'd have to kill? One of us?"
Tsuna feels himself lose 5 years of his life as he looks at the last message in horror, and then another 10 years when they all go dead silent again.
Oh god. He didn't fucking say that???? Oh fuck.
Is he dead? Are they gonna track him down and kill him?
Are they gonna kill him without even granting him his trial period even when he's apparently crazy enough to actually consider accepting the job?
"Where the hell do you even find these people, skull?" They eventually start yapping again, and tsuna starts breathing again. "You let your underlings talk to you like that?" "At least MY underlings actually TALK to me like the fellow human being i am" "debatable" "and you're proud of it?" "It's because even them can tell you're a fucking pushover lmao" "all of you shut the hell up. Does anyone actually have something important to say? Otherwise i'm out of here" "good fucking riddance," skull says. "Tsunayoshi, is it?"
"Yes, but you can just call me tsuna," he says, because what else is even there to say?
"As long as i don't have to hear directly from these guys ever again, i'll even pay you a million dollars a month"
"Haha," he says, because it feels like the correct thing to say.
"Oh, was that funny to you?" Reborn says, because of fucking course he does lmao.
And already, tsuna can see his shortened lifespan (in spirit) flash before his eyes.
i was hesitating whether to share this because it doesn't really advance the story or anything, plus this turned out to be less of a chat fic and more of a proper narrative story, but i figured the interactions in and of themselves would be fun to see haha.
@mistingrain @otaku-reborn have a little addition to this verse!
Skull sends him the contract. Tsuna reads it through. Signs it and sends it back before he can think better of it.
He receives a package the very next day with a phone in it. It's the exact same one as the one he has, except it's immediately apparent when he turns it on that this one is at the height of technology. It comes with a second screen where the group chat app is and that can only be accessed when he's the one holding the phone, among other features.
Otherwise it appears to be a normal phone, and Tsuna clones all the data of his phone to the new one before he sends the old one back to the sender as instructed.
As soon as he turns the phone on and logs onto the group chat app, he gets jump scared by the arco all sending him private messages.
They range from "I'm sure you know what'll happen to you if you get any funny ideas with the information you'll be privy to" to "better get a will ready now you're in this line of work" and "hello. Let us hope you last long enough to at least make it past your trial period :)" but also "don't bother me with needless information. All i need to know are the information needed to help me make a profit or avoid a loss"
Which. Okay. Not unexpected from a group of villains, but also very much not needed. He has no intention of getting any "funny ideas" whatsoever, thank you very much. Because he'd very much like to stay alive, so he won't be writing a will either actually. Wouldn't want to jinx it and all that. Especially when, again, he very much plans to stay alive for another long while, thank you very much.
Reborn sends "i know everything there is to know about you" which. Yeah. His contact information on the contract skull sent him made that much clear, plus the fact they sent him the exact same phone model as the one he was using wasn't exactly subtle either. Not to mention they even knew somehow he apparently applied to this job before even he himself did. But even without any of that, he was expecting the background check.
"Look out the window," reborn sends as soon as tsuna reads his first message.
Tsuna's heart picks up its pace as he hurries to his window. What does he mean? Are they watching him?? Will they be watching him??? Did they send someone to get rid of him? But he didn't even have the time to do anything yet!!!
Should he have negotiated a clause about not invading his privacy without cause too?
"You're not actually looking out the window, are you?" Reborn has sent when tsuna checks his phone again. "The first thing you should have done is duck out of its line of sight. Second is to secure all access to you. And third to grab a weapon in case it's more than just a bluff" "Do you even really want this job?" "Tsk, tsk"
Tsuna looks at the messages with his jaw on the fucking floor. Really?? Is that what this guy plans to be all about? Making him fear for his life and taking years off it while he's at it for shits and giggles?
And at once, he completely understands why someone would be willing to pay someone else a million dollars a month just to not have to deal with him lmao.
"Why would you choose skull to be the boss of you??" Nello asks, to which tsuna just goes "???" because what are they even talking about now? "I mean, you wanted to work for skull out of all of us???" Nello continues to yap, and tsuna goes even more "????" because, well. What else choice was even there when skull was the one offering the job?? Or were they all listing the job and he chose to apply with skull? Or something--whatever??? But it didn't seem like they were aware it was something skull was up to, did it?
(Tsuna still does not remember how he ended up with this job.
He doesn't plan to mention it either now he's made it this far regardless.)
"Um, well, i mean," he awkwardly fumbles, "i'm sure you're all very nice—" a pause so he can cringe at himself "—and you're definitely all super impressive!!" More cringing even if it's not untrue zbdksjsk. "But—" another pause because he doesn't know what to fucking say??? What if he says the wrong thing and nello holds it against him and stops him from keeping the job??? "—i like the way skull looks?" He settles on, which is also not untrue, but also not an opinion he can say he's been actively having lol. "He looks cool ^^"
"Lmao," nello sends before he immediately switches to the group chat and sends "rate skull's fit on a scale of 0 to 10. Negative numbers allowed" to tsuna's fucking HORROR AJEKSKS. 😭😂 "UNPROVOKED????" Skull says. "i'll start," nello ignores him, "-10" and then of course, the other arcos waste no time pitching in too. "6" "3" "1, for sparing us from the sight of his face" "5" "2"
"Wow," skull says. "Fuck you guys first of all, like i asked or give a shit second of all, and WHO's talking again????" "Mister i can't move on from my military days himself??? Mister camo clothes is the peak of fashion himself???" "Green AND blond, really??????? You're ugly enough as it is"
The chat, of course, goes fucking crazy zheksjs. And tsuna would be highkey laughing too if he wasn't too horrified at this being his doing lmao.
"Reborn laughed too btw," viper makes sure to let everyone know as nello and skull keep going at each other. "None of your business," is all reborn can say because it'd be useless to deny it when they're all aware of viper's power. "OH YEAH???" Nello turns right on him. "That's not what you were fucking saying last night, bitch" "wouldn't that be because you were naked then?" Fon muses. "Oh?" Lal says at the same time. "Do share with the class" "yeah??" Skull says, also at the same time, because they're all yappers lest we forget. "I don't need confirmation to know i'm the funniest guy you guys know"
"You see our issue," verde sends tsuna as the others continue to yap in the group chat. "Even if we did read the group chat, we'd still end up dead before we could get to the point."
Tsuna breathes out a laugh, half nervous, half disbelieving, and half genuinely amused. And yes, the math is wrong. Well, you won't believe this, but tsuna's never been all that good at math.
Anyway. He DOES very much see the issue. So that's why they all sent him private messages so he could contact them privately. That's where he's supposed to let them know of the "important things", huh?
You'd think the convenience of a group chat instead of sending the same message to everyone multiple times would make them get over... whatever they have going on between them, but who's tsuna to tell them how they should behave, right?
What ARE those "important things" tho?? Especially if they're going to each have their own meaning of it if viper's message is anything to go by. Should he ask everyone the question and see what they say?
"Skull-san," he decides to ask skull first. He can call him skull-san, right? Or should he call him boss instead? Would that be more underling-like?? Well, he wouldn't fucking know that. "I was wondering--" he's in the middle of typing when skull sends him a message too that only says, "TSUNA" "Yes?" Tsuna quickly deletes and sends instead. Shit. Did nello tattle on him??? But he complimented him so he should be fine, right??? Or has something "important" been shared in the group chat and he missed it?
Oh wait. Does skull want him to answer to what he first sent him? What was it again?
"Yo tsuna" "don't ever listen to anything the others have to say about me, 'kay?" "I'm the one paying you anyway, so you can just ignore them" "actually i'll even give you a bonus for every time you withhold information from them and it gets them in trouble lol" "plus a promotion if it ends up killing them LOL"
Right, that.
Haha. Lol. Yeah, right.
Tsuna will NOT fucking do that, thank you very much. He's not a big fan of actively trying to get himself killed, you see.
"You see the bullshit i've had to deal with???" Is what skull says. "Why would anyone care about anything these guys have to say when they're always like this, right???"
"Actually, i've been meaning to ask, skull-san," tsuna strategically avoids answering, "but what are the 'important things' i should make sure you're all aware of?"
"Beats me," is the helpful answer he gets. "I can survive anything so i don't really care. Just make sure to remind me you're still alive every now and then so i can keep you on payroll" can they please STOP manifesting his death he swears to god-- "i don't give a shit about the others either," skull continues to be oh so very helpful. "Oh wait, DO let me know if it looks like they're about to lose against supers or something!!" "So i can show up and make sure they DO lose" "LOLLLL"
"haha," tsuna says, because it feels lile the correct thing to say.
Maybe it was a mistake to accept this job.
"Leaving me on read, are you?" Reborn asks as tsuna's rethinking his life choices, because of fucking course he does ZHKSKS. 😭😂 (I love reborn so much.)
///
"You're quitting?" Yams repeats back at him with nothing short of the grief of a wife who just learned she lost her husband at war.
(IDK I REALLY LIKE YAMSTUSNA OKAY--)
"I mean, possibly?" Tsuna tries to soften the blow. "It's in the plans, but nothing's confirmed yet," he lies a little, because he very much did sign the contract already.
But he can always quit, right? So he'd rather wait for that first pay check if he even lasts that long before quitting his job. He can't just quit it cold turkey like that anyway, so it all works out.
"You found another job?" Gokudera asks, trying to not look as unaffected by the news as yams, and looking like the most abandoned and kicked puppy of all puppies anyway.
"Yeah. It kind of just happened."
The restaurant's busy and he should move on from their table now he gave them their orders, but he's not the type to slack off and their regulars like him, so he's allowed to have these little chats as long as things aren't too busy.
"But i don't even have your number yet," yams says, in that particular tone of voice that always makes tsuna's cheeks grow warm.
"Well, it's against policy..."
"Just until your last day, right?" Gokudera says.
Tsuna scratches his cheek, feeling bad for denying them when he really likes them too, but... "Yeah, but you won't know which day it'll be, right?" It's also against policy for them to share their schedules with their customers.
"What about meeting at your house?" Yams tries. "I know where you live--" Gokudera kicks him under the table and shuts him up lol.
"Hello, welcome," tsuna greets some new customers before he turns their attention back to them. "Sorry, you were saying?"
"He said, what kind of job is it?" Gokudera says.
"Sorry, but i'm not allowed to say."
"That's okay. Where is it then? Which company?"
"Hm. I'm not allowed to say either..."
"You're going to work in the supers sector?" They immediately put 2 and 2 together, at which point the other regulars in the restaurant stop badly pretending they aren't eavesdropping on their conversation.
"With supers?" "Our tsuna?" "What if he ends up in danger?" "No way--"
"But i thought you just happened to end up with this job too and weren't interested in working with supers?" Yams asks, and the look of betrayal on his face stabs tsuna right through his heart.
"Right--"
"If i knew it was on the table and you were looking for another job, i would've--"
"At which company?" Gokudera scoffs.
"How hard can it be to make one?" Yams fires back. "Like you're not thinking the same too"
"Guys!" Tsuna cuts in. "Look, it just really happened out of the blue, i swear. The offer was just too good to refuse"
"But we all agreed to a pact of non-action--" gokudera kicks him under the table again zhzkskkd.
"What?"
"He meant, whose backstabbing b--" this time, it's yams who stomps on his foot under the table "--i mean, whose super are you going to work for?"
"Hm--i can't... say either, sorry..."
Gokudera narrows his eyes. "It's not going to be dangerous, is it?"
And tsuna, as always, feels warmth spread through him. "Not at all." It shouldn't be anyway, right? "But thank you for worrying. And i'm really sorry for dropping this on you so suddenly."
Yams immediately smiles at him with the force of a thousand suns, the smile reaching his eyes too, to tsuna's relief. "Don't worry about it! It's not like we can only see each other here, right?"
"Right!" tsuna perks up, because he'd really like it too if they could keep in touch somehow.
"But, you know, tsuna. If this is really all so sudden... Does kyoya know?"
Tsuna snorts. "What?" He laughs. "You're saying that like he's my dad or my boyfriend or something."
Yams laughs too. "Right?" He exchanges a glance with gokudera who is not laughing, and is still not laughing when he looks at him like he might as well keep laughing while he still can. "You totally don't need his permission for anything."
"Right? Hahahaha."
"Hahaha, yeah. Right, so..." He grins, trying to soften the blow as much as he can. "He doesn't know yet, does he?"
@mistingrain @otaku-reborn (btw this might be the last addition for all i know lol, but let me know whenever you want me to stop tagging you!)
The group chat stays completely inactive for a week and some, and tsuna's not sure what to make of it. He doesn't know if it's normal for them because the messages automatically deletes themselves every 12 hours, so he can't back read to see how often or not so often they use the group chat. He makes sure to check it every 4 hours at the very least too, so he knows it's not that he just so happens to miss them when they do use the group chat.
Well, even easier for him, right? He's going to get paid handsomely for literally doing nothing. They will still pay him even on months they don't use the group chat at all, right??
But tsuna being tsuna, it just gives him more anxiety over it lol. He'd like to feel like he's earned at least some of his salary, you see. Plus, what if this means bad news??
And okay, yes, maybe it's unlikely seeing as they're one of the strongest group of villains in the world and all, plus the news would definitely say something about it, but still. He'd like to know if he has to look for another job, especially if he ends up quitting the one at the restaurant to fully focus on this one.
(Plus, like. Spare some compassionate thoughts about their unlikely deaths, he guesses?? Or something. Whatever.)
(Oh, wait. Is this just their way of firing him by ghosting him???
Um, rude if true.)
Anyway. "Hello," he types to test the waters, and doesn't send it because it feels awkward somehow. "How's everyone doing today?" He adds to see if it makes it better and immediately deletes the whole thing lmao. "Hi," he tries again. "Is everyone all right?" And then makes a face at his message because who even is he to ask that lol. Also why wouldn't they be being who they are?? There's been no indication they aren't either.
(Because, see, tsuna's been doing his homework. He's been following the news about supers activities, especially supervillains, as well as following relevant pages, websites, blogs, hashtags and all that, and goggling stuff too every now and then, hoping none of that will put him on some kind of list lol. He also subscribed to the big superhero agencies' more likely to take on threats like the arco newsletters.
He figured it'd help him recognize the "important things" they'd share in the group chat, but then, very little is actually revealed to the general public or is accessible to them.
Well, no news is good news, right?)
"So," he settles on, not letting himself overthink it so he actually sends the message. "What do you guys do for work?"
And, of course, the arco immediately come online to dunk on him ZJDKSKS. "Well, who's asking? 🧐" "Wait, no--" "Hunting innocents people for sports" "killing the weak and the oppressed" "LMAO you a cop dude??" "NO--!!!" "adding to the numbers of widows and orphans" "same thing" "that's good to hear. They meet unfortunate ends when they are :)" "I'M NOT--" "overthrowing governments for fun" "blowing up places and such" "giving heroes a career" "LOLLL" "nice one lmao"
They keep making fun of him like tsuna isn't about to have a heart attack over it lmao. Turns out they're alive and well, though. They can even get along! Well, fucking good for them. 🙄🤬🙄🤬🙄
(ZJEKZKDK HE'S ALREADY SO TIRED OF THEIR ASSES--😭😭😭
I love tsuna so much. I love them all so much.)
"I just thought we could try to know each other better!!!" He manages to get a word in. "AND NOW YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH US???" Is what the arco say just to fuck with him more lmao. "Wait, but you don't even know what we look like" "Who do you think is the hottest between us?? There's only one right answer btw" "What else could i be but devastatingly handsome? Be serious"
Tsuna's face is beet red, and he'd be grateful if he could just explode right about now actually.
"I was just making sure i still had a job i'd get paid for by the end of the month," he sends. "Feel free to just leave me on read next time if you're going to be like this" "have a nice day"
And then he dips for the next 4 hours without waiting for an answer lol.
///
Meanwhile, on the 10th gen's group chat. Yes, they also have a group chat. And yes, i guess they're part of this verse too now.
(It's because i love them too, that's why.)
"You didn't hear it from me because i'm sure tsuna wants to tell you himself," yams says, "but he's planning to quit his job at the restaurant." And it's basically him dropping a bomb in front of their nice salads zjdksk. "WHAT" "what." "WHY???" "Did someone give him a hard time at work?" "What happened?" "Coworkers or customers? Their names?" "We'll see," is what hibari says lmao. "The fuck you mean???" Is what gokudera says in response. (😭😂) "He can do whatever the hell he wants"
"So suddenly?" the others ignore them. "He said the offer he got was too good to refuse," yams explains. "I can make him a good offer too--" "how GOOD could it have been--" "from whom?" Mukuro's the one to ask, which makes it obviously concerning lol. "A super," gokudera's the one to say.
"Wait wait wait. How are we gonna keep seeing him if he quits his job?? We didn't even get his number yet :(" "i know :(" yams says, because is he even yams if he doesn't take every opportunity to be hopelessly and pathetically lovesick about tsuna? "But you know, if the offer was from a super and he still accepted it..." Chrome starts. "WE are supers too" "what a funny thing to say," mukuro immediately clowns on that statement, that bitch LMAO. "That's fucking news to me," gokudera reluctantly agrees. "I doubt tsuna will care much about an offer from unknown, unaffiliated, part time, neighborhood supers. AT BEST" "don't forget unregistered," mukuro adds, because god forbid you mistake him as the type to comply with governments. "I have money," hibari corrects, because god forbid you think him the type to be poor lmao.
"WHAT" "is this a joke? Tsuna's always said he'd rather not work in that field" "RIGHT???" "Wait because why can't i think of whose super it could be?" "He did end up as a district worker anyway tho" "he said the offer just kind of happened too" "IS IT A SUPER WHO DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER BEING A REGULAR AT HIS RESTAURANT???" "I KNOW RIGHT???" Yams says. "They don't even know him like we do or care about him as much as we do. The audacity--" "whose. Super is it?" Hibari asks. "And if we tell you?????" Gokudera's the one to answer again, because he's never not on that 'clock hibari's bullshit' duty zjdkskdks. 😭 "Like tsuna will thank you for it"
"THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE WE EXTREMELY NEED TO BE TSUNA'S TYPE" ryohei defends. "Yeah yeah yeah!!!" Yams backs him up. "It's not like we couldn't compete with all the great supers out there if we wanted to" "we just need to get our names out there" "then should we stage some kind of big, national incident and be the ones to resolve it?" Chrome asks, to which nobody actually goes 'what about no????' Because they're all insane in the heads. Also nothing is ever too much if it's for tsuna, you see. 😌☺️ Anyway, as they're all trying to work out the logistics of that, yams remember the most important thing.
"OH WAIT GUYS!!!" "Holy shit i can't believe i almost forgot" "yes?" "???" "So as we were talking, tsuna mentioned the idea of him having a BOYfriend and..." "AND????" "go on." "hurry up and spit it out" "he seemed totally A-OKAY WITH THAT CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUYS" "Good for you guys," chrome says supportively as the chat goes crazy in joy. They've already figured out he's attracted to girls too, you see haha
#excuse you this is so so so good!!!!! #I'm usually not a fan of superheroes/villains #but this rocks omgggg #I just love Tsuna and the way you write everything #You know at the beginning where you got Reborn to teach Tsuna to duck from windows #that was spot on and a nice reminder of their canon selves #and ugh I spy poly!arcos and poly!10thgen and I'm a sucker for these aaaaaah #the arcos personalities are just spot on their chats are so funny I laughed a lot #I love the idea of everyone in Tsuna's restaurant loving him and the general consensus #also I love how you didn't go for the obvious route where the 10th gen are Tsuna's coworkers but instead his regulars #I feel like they would also be a great group of super villains lol #maybe the successors of the previous Vongola #except somehow Tsuna isn't related to Vongola? #or maybe he is and stuff happened and he doesn't know and everyone's respecting his choice of not wanting to work with supers #but now that he is working with supers - and the arcobaleno!! - maybe stuff will happen in his life #or idk #I wonder if in this world it's just that the flames are a power known of everyone not just the mafia #with a division into heroes agencies and villains mafia or smt #the lore intrigues me #but it's the crack that made me stay #I could eat a 100 of these but it's okay if there's never an end no biggies #thank you for making me laugh <3 #I may have gone overboard in the tags but I needed the worms outta my head
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hehe thank you so much!! 😊🥰
#You know at the beginning where you got Reborn to teach Tsuna to duck from windows #that was spot on and a nice reminder of their canon selves < i'm actually so happy you caught that!!! that was literally my intent writing that interaction. in every universe reborn will always be at the very least something of a guiding and learning force for and to tsuna because i say so. 😌😊
#I feel like they would also be a great group of super villains lol < no, yeah, me too lmao!!! which is why i just referred to them as supers because are they heroes? villains? well, who's to say. 🤷🏽♀️ and tho my first thought was to make them heroes (to contrast with the arco + having somehow a superhero mukuro lol), i think it'd be fun and could work both ways.
#except somehow Tsuna isn't related to Vongola? #or maybe he is and stuff happened and he doesn't know and everyone's respecting his choice of not wanting to work with supers < i feel like going with the later, yeah! tho i'm not sure if i want to make vongola a one to one mirror of what it is in canon in this verse. (as in, making them (one of) the biggest supers agencies in the world, whether heroes or villains) (also something about how you made all villains mafia is really funny to me. and i mean, if you're mafia, i don't imagine you're also doing a side hustle as a hero lmao, but still. i think it's how it came across as if the one and only path of (super)villainy in this verse would be to go mafia about it esfdgfd.)
what i have for now is something something, tsuna comes from a long line of superheroes > (they've all been vongola too in some capacity i guess, whatever vongola is or means in this verse lol) > his dad and everyone aware of that expect him to follow in those footsteps > an incident happens in his childhood where he's targeted because of those super ties/history > it goes down in such a way, he comes out the other side with the hard-learned realization and belief being a superhero and the supers field in general aren't actually all that much about heroism or justice or even about doing good > (plus something about how his dad has been more of a superhero than, you know, his dad all his life) > tsuna ends up going "yeah, no, hard pass actually" about the whole being a super (career-wise speaking) or getting involved with supers (also career-wise speaking) lol
#I wonder if in this world it's just that the flames are a power known of everyone not just the mafia < i don't think dying will flames are still a thing at all in this verse actually!! not as their own, distinct and separate thing anyway? i DO feel like keeping their attributes tho! so like, supers' powers could be categorized and separated into 7 different types, and from there you could figure out how to best bring out their potential. also how you can access them!! so it'd be rare in this verse to be born already being a super, or at least to already be able to naturally use your power when still young (and thus also a flex at the same time if you ARE able to do it haha), and most supers would discover their powers through experiencing a life-and-death situation. (whether literally/physically or more metaphorically/mentally speaking.)
so the closest powers to dying will flames in this verse would be elemental-based powers i think. like lambo's power in this verse is still definitely lightning. that probably can do other stuff than lightning can do lol, but still. and tsuna's power is definitely fire-related too! because, i mean. is he even still tsuna otherwise zefsdgfd? maybe with a side of hyper intuition too if i manage to add it in and make it work.
#the lore intrigues me #but it's the crack that made me stay < ZEQRJFDJ. 😂💖 okay but you should say it because you're right!!!! i'm totally and definitely also interested in the crack and less in the lore/worldbuilding lol. so this is now the tagline for this verse, thank you <3
#thank you for making me laugh <3 #I may have gone overboard in the tags but I needed the worms outta my head < and thank you for these super fun tags!!! and what do you MEAN overboard!!!! it was literally so fun to read through them. and also this is the only way i'm able to do worldbuilding if i'm being honest zfdsgfdsf. if somebody else doesn't ask about what needs to be figured out first, then it'll just never be figured out 😌🤷♀️😂
Oh I really didn't expect an answer, much less one that long!!! I absolutely devoured everything you wrote!!!
"[...] I just referred to them as supers because are they heroes? villains? well, who's to say. 🤷🏽♀️ and tho my first thought was to make them heroes (to contrast with the arco + having somehow a superhero mukuro lol), i think it'd be fun and could work both ways."
I would never have thought to refer them as supers, this is was a great idea! Even if it's unintended, it keeps us guessing 👀 Superhero Mukuro would be strange but kinda canon?? My dude does want to destroy the mafia, him wanting to destroy villains could work! Anyway, both ways are fun to explore ! And no matter what side they're on, poor Tsuna isn't safe anyway ✨✨
"[...] also something about how you made all villains mafia is really funny to me. and i mean, if you're mafia, i don't imagine you're also doing a side hustle as a hero lmao, but still. i think it's how it came across as if the one and only path of (super)villainy in this verse would be to go mafia about it esfdgfd."
Being mafia sounds much cooler than being a villain in my humble opinion >:) I'm glad you found it funny! tbh mafia is just a term referring a criminal organisation that has infiltrated institutions and the civil society, so I think it could kinda fit with how villain agencies work!
And! You know what, Tsuna's backstory tracks very well!! It makes sense!! tho poor Tsuna, guess Iemitsu's a bad dad in every universe huh. Thank you for those delicious crumbs of story <3
"I DO feel like keeping their attributes tho! so like, supers' powers could be categorized and separated into 7 different types, and from there you could figure out how to best bring out their potential. also how you can access them!! so it'd be rare in this verse to be born already being a super, or at least to already be able to naturally use your power when still young (and thus also a flex at the same time if you ARE able to do it haha), and most supers would discover their powers through experiencing a life-and-death situation."
I guess dying will flames as they are in canon would be hard to reconcile with this verse! I like your ideas! Also the way one manifests powers open lots of backstory doors for the characters, I wonder how everyone's got their powers!!
I guess Chrome awakened her powers when she was sick, and Mukuro got them through experiments? Gokudera could either be born with them or have awakened them after his mum's death? Ryohei could maybe have gotten his powers when protecting Kyoko! and maybe Lambo could actually be one of those geniuses born with them, or awakened at a young age! As for the others... I'm not sure.. And I wonder if Tsuna has currently powers? Or are they still dormant?
"[...] and tsuna's power is definitely fire-related too! because, i mean. is he even still tsuna otherwise zefsdgfd? maybe with a side of hyper intuition too if i manage to add it in and make it work."
Tsuna without flames wouldn't be Tsuna indeed u.u
Hyper intuition could maybe be a secondary power? Or maybe his innate ability to sense other people's intentions through their powers?
"[...] so this is now the tagline for this verse, thank you <3"
YES YES THE CRACK AJSHDV At the end of the day, just like with canon, we're here for funsies, no need for an elaborate universe!
This is an honour to have provided the tagline for this good quality crack!fic, Tsuna's dismay makes our day 👏✨
I'm glad my ramblings made you happy!! I usually stay in the tags because it makes me feel less intrusive. I'm really happy you took the time to answer and think about it!! I feel like I got premium content with all those tidbits of info eheheh
Thank you so much for your answer, have a nice day <3
your Skull with that shoulder length hair and the tiny topknot is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, I love that design and I feel it fits him so well!! 💜
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